Don't Put Words In My Bush!

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I was sitting 3 rows above that fat pig Michael Moore at the Republican Convention. I can't stand him or his silly film, "Fahrenheit 9/11" which tried to smear President Bush by using "facts." I loathe Michael Moore for his liberal bias, and immoral, anti-American, anti-family, pro-commie ways. People like Michael Moore put out every single thing that we Republicans have said or done in an attempt to use our own words or actions against us! At one point during the convention I cried out, "Hey Michael, you made fun of President Bush reading, My Pet Goat to school kids, so how about you and your liberal buddies come and pet my goat! Yeah, that's right, the goat I have between these long, tanned legs of mine. This goat of mine with tiny blonde hairs that answers to the name of, 'Cooter!' "

I could feel myself becoming hot and wet, "down there," as I tried to listen to John McCain, but I couldn't take my eyes off Michael Moore. I tried alright, but it was a losing effort on my part. In fact, certain parts of my body began to pulsate as I looked at that fat liberal-loving commie. Yes, I could feel my Republican ballot box becoming wetter and hotter by the minute. I wanted to go down to Michael Moore and say, "You fat liberal, here is some Republican morals in your bearded face!" Then I would have flung my short black dress up and rubbed my little Republican pet goat in his face!

http://www.republicanpress.com/kuntly2.htm

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. Okay, for a moment I was very scared.

Then I hit the link. Thank goodness this is parody.

[liontamer]

2. wtf?

:wtf: this is why i don't look at republican sites

[liontamer]

3. okay now I get it

I was afraid to click the link

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4. Look again...

This is a Coulter send-up, not real...

[truthspeaker]

5. dead giveaway

Coulter doesn't have a vagina.