Urologists demand equal time!!! They want to practice their love with men

[LynneSin]

Joel Finkerbaumelenski, President of the National Urology Association, released this statement yesterday after the Bush campaign speech where Bush said ""We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many O-B-G-Y-N's aren't able to practice their...their love with women all across this country."

Dr. Finkerbaumelenski reply to this comment was as followed:

We, the National Urology Association, demand equal time when it comes to practicing our love. Sure, we don't have the glamorous job of examining women's reproductive area, but we too practice our love for men all over this country when we stick our fingers up there and ask men to cough. It's about time that Urology gets the respect that we deserve!!

Dr. Finkerbaumelenski then released the the campaign slogan for the NUA: Urology, come visit us and feel the love

[truthspeaker]

1. Last time he offered to use a glove that was "ribbed-for his pleasure"

My HMO wouldn't pay the cost difference though.

[rkc3]

3. I had to pay double for the 4" x 6" prints from my last colo-rectal exam.

Since he took nine rolls of film while in there, I decided it was important for me to take a look to.

[demnan]

2. LOL!

n/t

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

4. OW!OW!OW!!!!!

Nononononono!!!

OW!

[markus]

5. What about the proctologists?

eom

[JohnnyRingo]

6. Oh sure...It's all funny until your proctologist developes an infatuation.

...for you, and schedules you for bi-weekly examinations.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

9. I broke up with my proctologist recently

It's left me absolutely devastated knowing that she will now be practicing her proctology love with another.

[GOPisEvil]

7. There is a urologist here in Austin named Dr. Richard Chop.

I don't want to feel the love from Dick Chop, thanks all the same.

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. Well, okay. As long as it's only practice.

I mean, who hasn't "practiced" a little?

Anybody?

ANYBODY?

[LynneSin]

10. so you're a practicing urologist

it's ok, we love you anyways....







(please remind your parents to send the check to me this month if I'm to continue to show love to you. Thank you)