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truthspeaker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 12:52 PM
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I'm not a doctor, but I want to practice my love for women.
One at a time, please. Plenty for everybody.
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felonious thunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 12:53 PM
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1. No way
The lawyers won't let you.
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 12:54 PM
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2. Just so long as it doesn't include
stirrups and pap test kits that's ok.
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truthspeaker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 12:57 PM
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3. No hardware, I promise! (unless you bring your own)
Any stirrups will be silk or soft leather.
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Ishoutandscream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 01:01 PM
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4. So, are you a free-lance gynecologist?
nt
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rkc3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 01:01 PM
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5. You damned librul - have you no shame.
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Demeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 01:09 PM
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6. I'm Guessing He Needs LOTS of Practice, Too
Try a rubber doll, first, bud.
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shawcomm Donating Member (877 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 01:15 PM
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7. I practice my love for women every night...
One of these days I'll get a real woman and all that practice will have paid off.
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 01:21 PM
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8. Aww, shawcomm, that's sweet...
...in a completely disgusting sort of way. :evilgrin:
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shawcomm Donating Member (877 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 03:20 PM
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10. What can I say?
It's my nature to give. I'm a giver.

O8)
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sangh0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 03:55 PM
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11. You may be a giver, but
that was no lady you were making love to :-)
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agingdem Donating Member (893 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 02:15 PM
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9. Can you say
felony?
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