What is your favorite nickname for Chimpy ?(Besides Chimpy)

[jeff30997]

Poll question: What is your favorite nickname for Chimpy ?(Besides Chimpy)

Here and there on DU I found several ingenious nicknames made by DUers.So,choose the one you prefer and/or make a new one.

[blm]

1. Dictatortot

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[RevCheesehead]

29. Does that make Dick Cheney "Mr. Potato Head?"

suggestion: Dictator-tot is easier to read

[readmylips]

2. Big Whopper..

Big failure of a Whopper...including bush's biggest Whopper deficit on the planet.

[molly]

3. Satan's child

[Kierkegaard]

4. Assbag

[Parche]

5. bush

SMIRK

[Az_lefty]

6. Whistle Ass

[wryter2000]

8. Mine, too.

In honor of Sally Baron.

[redqueen]

7. Usurper Boy

or Bu$h

[alarcojon]

9. His Chimperial Highness

someone else on DU came up with it - I don't know who.

[jeff30997]

14. Hehehe.I love that one.

[RevCheesehead]

10. Shrub

"Bushie" is a close second

[mosin]

15. Shrub

I tend to use Shrub. It's short and implies a certain non-descript mediocrity.

[wryter2000]

11. Another favorite I read here

Chimpy McAWOL

[murphymom]

12. Uber Goober (n/t)

[Cha]

13. FUCKFACE!

Shitbag! And FuckingAsshole!

[jeff30997]

17. Mmmh. Shitbag is nice but FuckingAsshole is too long.

I give you a B- :)

[RevCheesehead]

16. 666 (the number of the Beast)

George
Walker
Bushie
:evilgrin:

[jeff30997]

20. Woa! Pretty Clever one.

An A- for you. :)

[RevCheesehead]

21. If I add "Spawn of Satan", will you give me an A+?

[jeff30997]

26. Mmmmm... I'll give you an A for that one.

But if you surpass yourself it's an A+ guaranteed !

[RevCheesehead]

32. Bush-She-Devil?

[Vogon_Glory]

18. George Deucey-U Bush

I prefer to call the resident George Deucey-U Bush. Not only does it refer to the fraudulent allegation of missing "w" keys at the time of the transition from the Clinton administration, but it's also a mocking allusion to Benito (Il Duce) Mussolini and the early 20th century Italian Fascist Empire.

[Kolesar]

19. Hey!

Some of us Huns resent #8

[jeff30997]

22. I'm sorry if I offended you ,SpikeTrees the Hun.

:)

[Kolesar]

28. no problem

My cousin with epicanthic folds on her eyelids might be miffed, though.

[hyphenate]

23. I've got a few

Usually "asshole" but also:

the idiot in charge
the chimp-in-chief
scumsucking troglodyte

[jeff30997]

31. Hey! Scumsucking troglodyte is a good one.

A- for you ! :)

[bowens43]

24. The idiot

dumb-ass
idiot son of an asshole
crusader bunnypants

[miss_kitty]

25. sock puppet, chenybush co, cheneybush junta

el presidente, chimpster, stoopid, That Fucker, The Thief, The Liar, That Mofo, That Asshole, The Bushitter, McChimp, president Maroon, Mumbles, Condi's Husband, Colin's Mastuh, President Duuuhhhh, The Mass Murderer, The Fake Christian, The Hypocrite, Mr President AWOL, The Vacationing President, The Squatter (as in "He's Squatting in Al Gore's House")-hell, i gotta a lot of 'em...

[jeff30997]

33. Wow , mlle_chatte. You're a real machine-gun!

:)

[miss_kitty]

39. yeah, when i was posting news stories on another site

i had to come up with a variety to keep the punters interested...there is also Bushitler, Bar's Son, The Idiot-in-Chief, Flightsuit Boy, Mr Mission Accomplished, Bin Ladens' Best Buddy (as in the family-note the apostrophe placement), President Shit Kicker, The Lazy Jerk, President Not-The-President, Laura's Husband, The Dry Drunk, The Figurehead, Enron's Whore and more...

[jeff30997]

43. How about : The Son of Bush ?

You know what i mean.That scumbag is truly a serial killer.

[VOX]

27. The Chimp, Whistle-Ass, and just plain *

:kick:

[speedoo]

30. Shrub the Ignorant Coward.

Shrub has really grown on me since I started posting and reading here. It connotes mediocrity and lack of stature. But his ignorance and cowardice must also be highlighted.

[jeff30997]

36. Yeah. He has really grown on me too.

Hey i just discovered that if you make an acronym whit "Shrub the Ignorant Coward" the result is S.I.C. For the missing letter i propose: Shrub the Ignorant Coward Klansman ! What do you think? S.I.C.K fits him well doesn't it ?

[MrBenchley]

34. pResident Toot

[acmavm]

35. pResident Unelected.

.

[jeff30997]

37. LOL ! I just thought of that one :

He's looting Iraq so how about: The thief of Baghdad.

[miss_kitty]

40. right on i think that's a great one!

and i've thought up a lot of them!

[Endangered Specie]

38. Il Dunce or Il Douche Bag

[RevCheesehead]

41. Kerry just called him "Outsourcer-in-Chief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

:yourock: Go, Johnny, Go!!!!!!!!!!

[jeff30997]

44. Are you serious ? Wow !

[RevCheesehead]

45. Yup. Heard it on CNN - from campaign trail.

:yourock: Go, Johnny, Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[henslee]

42. Shithead McFuckwad aka pretzelsmegmahead vomitman

[DieboldMustDie]

46. The Midland Mussolini

Even if I'm the only one who likes it. :shrug:

[underseasurveyor]

47. My sig pic or rather, sic-pic comes close

but I also like,
Drunky McDumbass
the Giggling Murderer
the Disaster Monkey, a-a-a-a-a-a-a-and of course there's always..

:nuke:That Mother Fucking Low Life Piece Of Shit Son Of A Bitch!:nuke:

;-) So I'm fickle :evilgrin:

[Spirochete]

48. The Crawford Cretin

[jeff30997]

51. Good one!

[bigwillq]

49. Shrub (nt)

[RevCheesehead]

50. >KICK<

[Rabrrrrrr]

52. Chimpy McAWOLFuckWad, the ignorant blaspheming war criminal

and traitor.

It's a rather long nickname, I know, but he has so much that needs to be needled about him.

[Lone_Wolf_Moderate]

53. Bush the Lesser

I'm sorry, that's the best I've got.

[TOhioLiberal]

54. Mine is...

...the callous Fratboy. Cheney is Sneer.