If George Bush was manager of a Taco Bell...

[Kid_A]

it would be the worst fucking Taco Bell in the world. Their soda fountains would always have either too much or not enough syrup in them, they would always be out of hot sauce, their taco shells would be stale, the employees would be rude to the customers, the tables would be filthy, and their drive-thru would take forever.

Thank God he doesn't manage a Taco Bell.

[Sandpiper]

1. If George Bush was manager of a Taco Bell

It would fold because he'd have it running in the red after a month.

He'd cut the prices in half and then start ordering supplies from a more expensive distributor.

[7th_Sephiroth]

14. he'd eat 30% of everyones order

and say it was supposed to be that way

[Champ]

2. Now tell me

What would the show be like if Bush hosted Jerry Springer instead of Jerry himself?

[jeff30997]

5. It would be called :

Chimps say the darnedest things.

[Kid_A]

6. It'd be pretty much the same way it is now

except Steve the Bodyguard would be Dick the Bodyguard, and he would have died of a heart attack years ago. And his "Final Thoughts" would make Springer's seem like Shakesperean sonnets.

[rangerfan]

3. Mmmm--- deep.

[Bluzmann57]

4. I think he manages the taco bell

up the street from here. It isn't much of a restaurant. In fact, a neighbor guy refused to let his teenaged son work there, even though the kid wants to work and earn his own money.

[underpants]

7. Well Taco Bell's HAVE sent people to their death too

or at least given them hepatitis.

[Blue Gardener]

12. Wasn't that Chi Chi's?

I remember some Mexican restaurant chain giving people hepatitis.

[Cyrano]

8. Burrito specials would contain Alpo, ketchup and recycled gravy

[redqueen]

9. You mean they'd upgrade from the generic dog food they use now?

[KamaAina]

11. Ketchup? Are you kidding?

Not Heinz ketchup, anyway. He* just made a big deal about having mustard on his burger at some campaign stop. :puke:

[Spirochete]

10. They'd never get any food served

because Bush would be in the way, playing with the lettuce and the drive-up headsets.

[Blue Gardener]

13. Or in the back room

Snorting coke or drinking tequila.

[brentspeak]

15. I only wish Bush was slaving away at a Toxic Bell

or a Booger King, or a McFartnold's.

Along with Cheney, Ashcroft, and the whole crooked crew. Why does it the bad guys always seem to come out ahead in this world?

[grannylib]

17. I agree. They all should have their assets frozen and be sentenced to

a lifetime of HONEST labor at today's minimum wage. They seem to think it's OK for Joe/Josie Shmoe. Let them do some real work and try to live on that.
Fuckers.

[guitar man]

16. Ha!

Bush manage a Taco Bell? No way, that's actual work, I don't think you'd ever catch him working.

[ChoralScholar]

18. I don't THINK he manages the Russellville Taco Bell

but damn, now that you mention it, I'd better check!