Rabrrrrrr's Tuesday evening chock-full-o'-fun thread - be poster #176!

[Rabrrrrrr]

Can you be the one who posts post #176 on this thread?

And we only go with actual post number - so any posts that don't get numbered, don't get counted. Thus, you might be the one who posted post #176, but it's possible it might be the 177th post. Or 185th post. Depending on how many posts don't get numbered.

Let the game begin!

Oh, I forgot rule number two - every post has to have an appropariate insult to our Commander In Thief, that illegitimate braindead war criminal sonofabitch squatting in the white house.

okay, NOW let the game begin!

Oh, wait, rule number three - no posting bots.

And rule number four - no pushing or shoving.

okay, NOW NOW let the game begin!

Whoops, forgot the caveat - if you post post #176 you win the game, but you win no prize or prizes. You win only the accolades of me and whatever DUers want to give them to you. You might also win the disgust, envy, and torment of other DUers. Play at your own risk. If you are stalked and hunted down and killed in a laundromat triple-load washing machine with the words "Poster #176, King God of the World, but now he's dead" etched into your forehead with an (apparently rather precise) ice pick, it ain't my fault.

(All members of the Rabrrrrrr household and employees of RabrrrrrrCorp(tm) and its subsidiaries are ineligible to play this game)

okay, NOW NOW NOW let the game begin!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. Here's a post

GW Bush never worked for or earned anything he has gotten in his life, and yet was quoted by his Harvard Economics professor as saying that poor people are lazy.

[ironflange]

2. I've nothing to say right now

I'm waiting for #176, then. . .POW!

:evilgrin:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. Is 176 your lucky number?

I've always been partial to 27...

[Misunderestimator]

4. Wow... you sure are ambitious... why not the 29th post?

Of the 4th as the case may be? :)

[miss_kitty]

5. here's one i missed on the thread about chimp nick names

Flip-Flopper-In-Chief...is an appropariate insult, as per rule 2?

[St. Jarvitude]

6. How do posts end up unnumbered?

It's a mystery whose solution has eluded my grasp for years now...

[ironflange]

7. Jeez, this is moving slower than Frances

I'll set my alarm for sometime on Friday.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Yeah, you ain't kiddin'

I figured it would be over by now. I was worried because I had to go do some things, and I was afraid that post 176 would have been passed and well gone and people would be mad at me for not being here. :-)

[Champ]

13. Probaly...

because most DUers are waiting till this thread gets up to 174-175 to post so they'll be the 176 :shrug:

[bigwillq]

8. Laura Shrub told George she wanted some Coke

So Shrub goes and searched the streets of DC and goes back to the White House with his purchase.

Laura goes: "Oh, George, I'm so glad you're back, I am so thirsty."

Shrub;"Thirsty? I thought you meant Cocaine. I bought you a $20 bag but snorted it all on the way back"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. ...

[blondeatlast]

11. "George, would you just ONCE ask for directions? Kennebunkport is

EAST of Crawford!" (Pickles)

[skooooo]

12. Rabrrrr is another word for..

..penis!

[Terran]

14. Rabrrrrrr, he's

my secret DU crush. WOOF, man! :evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Woo hoo! Someone has a crush on me!

:hugs:

[Terran]

16. So will you settle for 16 posts?

I don't think this thread is gonna make it to #176! Hugs back.

By the way, I like your art. A lot. Beauty and brains, mmmmmm.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. What this thread needs...

is a good dose of prune juice! :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. And you're just the one to give it!

:hi:

[miss_kitty]

18. ok, Rabrrrrrr

apparently, president liar and thief, did not earn his way into Yale. it's been said he got it thru affirmative action. Not only that, he was, by his own admission, a 'c' student.
now you have more than 1/10th of your 178, but will you count all the non-bush-insults?

[rbnyc]

19. How 'bout also having a secret word...

...like in You Bet You Life?

;-)

And Bush is complete fucktard.

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. Ding ding ding!

You got the secret word - it was "is".

Well done!

:hi: and how's the baby?

[rbnyc]

44. He's HUGE!

And he's still in breech position. We're going in for him on Monday.

Oh, and Bush is a coward and a liar.

;-)

[skooooo]

20. Heh heh Rabrr's post never made it too 100...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. Never say never!

:beer:

[skooooo]

24. never never never!!!!

:P

[GoddessOfGuinness]

25. ...

[Rabrrrrrr]

26. One more, Goddess, and you get your magic #27

:hi:

[LynzM]

27. Ok, I'll be number... whatever this is

Bush couldn't talk his way through a 6th grade class presentation, why the fuck is he running a country?

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. Good post! Good insult! So sad that Goddess missed her post #27

Well, live and don't learn. Might as well do it like the fake AWOL president does.

:-)

[LynzM]

29. Hey, and I'll be #29, too :)

Heck, I don't mind being a bunch of numbers, actually. And Bush will never learn from a mistake... that's something that most people start to figure out around the age of, oh, say, 5, and we can't guarantee he's that mentally adept... :evilgrin:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

31. Ah well...What's 27 to the 27th power?

That oughtta work! :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

32. You know the answer - just do it in your head, you can do it...

divide it up into easy steps...

Actually, the answer is 4.4e+38.

And no, I didn't do it in my head, though I bet I could have come close (within the same order of magnitude, anyway) if I hadn't had a calculator handy and felt like spending the time...

:-)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

35. This could ebe the longest-lasting thread in the history of DU!

:beer:

[Rabrrrrrr]

37. Yep, even at a post every second - which we're in no danger of

achieving - it'll take about 3e+29 years.

And that's quite a while.

you could drink a lot of Guinness in that time.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

42. And play a lot of quartets, too!

:nopity:

[Meshuga]

30. Here is my contribution...

I'm in the 30's

[Zomby Woof]

33. Einstein says "Fuck Bush!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

34. Nicely done!

:yourock: ZombieWoof!

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[ironflange]

40. Ludwig says buck fush too

We know what he thought of tinpot dictators.

[ironflange]

36. Did I say Friday?

I meant Friday the 24th, of course.

[Rabrrrrrr]

38. LOL!

On both your statement, and the image! That's great!

You're awfully quick putting a new image together for that one.

[ironflange]

39. I'm not that ambitious

I did it here:

http://www.smiliegenerator.com/smiliegenerator_eng.html

[Rabrrrrrr]

41. Awesome!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

43. Ha ha!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

45. No pushing or shoving is understandable; but how about

:kick: ?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

46. Just for kicks

:kick:

[foxy]

47. As my 4 yr old would say...

not net!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

48. When do we hit 50?

:D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

49. Feel the tweak

:kick:

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

50. #50!!! DO I WIN????

[LynzM]

51. Nope, you don't win.

But neither does Bush, ever. We've still got a lot of posts to go. So get posting y'all, dammit! :evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

52. well, folks, we's almost a third of the way there

So this should end on or about Sept. 20, at this rate...

[bo44]

53. Bush is the toadstool and Gutless Old Prikkks are the catshit

I'm talking to all the brain dead cheerleaders for the morans in power fucking up our country. Fuck you and the horse that fathered you. Fuck you and your sanctimonius whinings about your loss of whiteous privilege. Fuck you and every Gutless Old Prikkk you blow in the hope you get invited to sit at the head table. Got news you wretched nimwads. You stay on your knees between their feet waiting for crumbs.

[Rhiannon12866]

54. George Bush* is a $!%$#&!! idiot.

Is this the sort of thing that you're looking for?:shrug: