"Detachable Penis"

[Kat45]

I just heard "Detachable Penis" on the radio while I was driving home. I hadn't heard it in a long time, and I don't know if I ever heard it on the radio. (I mainly remember it from MTV, Headbanger's Ball and Beavis & Butt-head.) It made for a fun ride home, and it was so cool to hear something good on the radio for a change. :-)

[LincolnMcGrath]

1. Skip radio go here.

[jonnyblitz]

2. the video is funny

they always blocked out the penis in the video so you couldn't see it on tv...damn I can't think of the band who does it. :hi:

[htuttle]

3. King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

(background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over)

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

(background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out)

[jonnyblitz]

5. LOL..yup..I used to have the cassette.

I don't remember what the rest of the songs sounded like...

[Kat45]

6. I think that's the only song I've heard by King Missle.

I have no idea what kind of music they do. But I always get a kick out of "Detachable Penis." I can remember Beavis & Butt-head doing their usual laughing, "he said penis."

:hi:

[Obamarama]

4. King Missile...YES!!!!

Had a youthful indiscretion one night with Chris Xefos. He did NOT have a detachable penis.