favorite kind of fart

[Mobius]

Poll question: favorite kind of fart

which kind of fart is the most relieving or most pleasurable to you.

[bo44]

1. loud and proud

the rotting flesh fart is deadly. That's flatulence that'll turn friends into enemies.

[Mobius]

2. people that do those in cars

should be shot.

[DS1]

3. The fart that brings Mobius back long enough to say

:wtf: and :hi:

[Mobius]

4. your sigline is bigger now

:wtf:

[DS1]

8. It's not a line, it's an image

:P

[Mobius]

10. sigline image

*farts*

[Swede]

5. The dreaded triple flutter blast.

[demgrrrll]

6. Dutch Oven. Just kidding. What I hate is when you are in the grocery

store and you walk down the aisle where someone has cut a horrible fart. Spoils my shopping experience.

[underseasurveyor]

12. Gads My husband loves doing that

Then he looks at me and says loud enough for the poor unsuspecting shopper to hear, 'well don't look at me, they'll think I did it.'

Asshole that he can be sometimes :evilgrin:

[BlueJazz]

7. Geez...When my friends ask me tomorrow what....

...deep philosophical topics did we discuss last night on DU, I can proudly say "The inner workings of the human body and it's relationship to your fellow man".... LOL!

[Mobius]

9. sorry i cut to the chase

"cuts" giggles to self...

[AwakeAtLast]

11. (Holding nose)

[Mobius]

13. kicking

*oops I farted*

[meow2u3]

14. My grandpa's "five minute fart"

Youknow, the one that you can actually dance to
:evilgrin::silly:

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. The kind of fart one makes after eating a dozen White Castles...

...washed down by a twelver of Black Label.

Oh, and a few pickled eggs for good measure.

[Mobius]

16. put some hot sauce on those burgars...

...and you got a winner! :hurts: