So, I called in sick tomorrow

[HEyHEY]

I know it isn't honest. But I'll be working this weekend. And the Hockey game starts at four. If I went back to town, I wouldn't have the gas to stay here, or the money to watch it in a pub.
So, I'm staying - man now THAT'S justification.

[PittPoliSci]

1. who cares?

Hockey > Work

Always keep that in mind, I've called off work plenty of times for hockey.

[B. P. R. D.]

2. That Arrow Is Pointing the Wrong Way.

Otherwise, that statement makes no sense.

[PittPoliSci]

shit!

how correct you are...going to edit now. i'm tired here, give me a break! :-)

[DemBones DemBones]

3. When you're really sick, you don't

feel like going to work, right?

You don't feel like going to work, right?

Q.E.D., you are sick.

:7

[HEyHEY]

4. Wow, you must be a lawyer!

;-)

[Philostopher]

5. I had a friend whose co-worker used to call in all the time

and say he was having 'eye problems.'

When my friend expressed some sympathy with the guy for all the ocular inconvenience, his co-worker said, "ah, that was bullshit -- what I really meant was I just couldn't see making it in to work!"

Ba dum tish! Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week!