OK. This is genius. You have to see this.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2004/9/3phridaylists.html

LYRICS FROM PAVEMENT'S SLANTED AND ENCHANTED THAT SOUND LIKE THEY COULD BE SLOGANS SHOUTED BY PROTESTERS DURING THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION SPEECHES

"Two states—we want two states."

"You think it's easy, but you're wrong."

"Can you treat it like an oil well?"

"Lies and betrayals!"

"All the things we had before you sold us out and took it all."

"We've got a license to live."

"We'll put our labels down, favors down."

"Everything's ending here."

GUIDED BY VOICES SONG TITLES THAT COULD DOUBLE AS CHAPTER HEADINGS IN AL QAEDA TRAINING MANUALS

A Contest Featuring Human Beings
A Good Circuitry Soldier
Adverse Wind
Color of My Blade
Driving in the U.S. of A.
Dying to Try This
Evil Speakers
Fly Into Ashes
For Liberty
Fountain of Youth
Get to Know the Ropes
Gonna Never Have to Die
Harboring Exiles
Hit
I Am a Scientist
If We Wait
Isolation Drills
It's Easy
Knock 'Em Flyin'
Land of Danger
Let's Go! (To War)
Look, It's Baseball
Messenger
Mix Up the Satellite
My Big Day
My Kind of Soldier
Navigating Flood Regions
None of Them Any Good
North American Vampires
Not Behind the Fighter Jet
Now to War
Of Mites and Men
Our Value of Luxury
Pretty Bombs
Red Gas Circle
Sabotage
Satellite
Scissors
Skills Like This
Soul Flyers
Static Airplane Jive
Striped White Jets
Systems Crash
Take to the Sky
Teenage FBI
The Enemy
The Flying Party
The Perfect Life
The Singing Razorblade
To Remake the Young Flyer
Trashed Aircraft
Underground Initiations
Underwater Explosions
United
Universal Truths and Cycles
We've Got Airplanes
Why Did You Land?
You're Not an Airplane

[Brotherjohn]

1. Pavement also covered "No More Kings" on the School House rock tribute.

You know, the one about overthrowing King George?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

2. Cool! Pavement must reform to lead us to victory.

[asthmaticeog]

3. That's excellent.

The lists are often the best part of that website.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

4. I hadn't looked at it in ages.

There's some real fucking genius at work there.

[tigereye]

5. but GBV would not be able to achieve the level of sobriety

that would be needed for whatever endeavor...