I am hung over. This wouldn't be a problem, except...

[Magrittes Pipe]

...the goddamned pink elephants are too fucking lazy to do my work. I mean, I sure as hell can't be bothered to do it.

And I'm stuck here late tonight, did I mention that? 2 hours later than normal. And I'm hung over.

Goddamn DTs.

[Wickerman]

1. its easy

drink at work.

Makes those DT's go away, the day flies by - hell, they might even let you go home early and you might not even have to go in tomorrow!!
:evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. Oh God, no.

They'd send me into the "Employee Assistance Plan."

Then I'd have to talk to some shrink about my *feelings*

If I wanted to think about my feelings, I wouldn't have to drink! :7

[tigereye]

5. ah therein lies the problem

some Jungians would say that people drink to "get to" their feelings.
You can talk to me ;) On second thought, maybe not. Al, you would be a trip as a client.

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. Oh, you better believe I would be!

You would laugh and laugh and laugh.

At me. At my pain.

:cry:

[tigereye]

11. no I wouldn't

I would wonder though at your complexity. :hug:

Hope your hangover is better. Is this the hangover from Sunday? Yesterday I felt like I had a hangover and I barely drank anything all weekend. Guess it was that holiday week-end syndrome.

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. Sunday? Good Lord, no.

This is the hangover from last night's Let's See How Much Stoli Hedges Can Drink on a Worknight contest.

I won. Of course, I was the only competitor. You know, for a while. Then there was another me. I think.

[jmowreader]

20. Al's feelings exposed

Headshrinker: "Al, what are you feeling right now?"

Al: "I feel like having a beer. Want one?"

[TX-RAT]

3. Hey thats my job.

[Wickerman]

14. 'Rat, you can't be fired from being retired

I think, though, that would be even worse advice in the line of your former occupation.

You at least keep your bullet in your shirt pocket, instead of in the chamber, right? Just like sherrif Andy taught, ya, right?

:7

[TX-RAT]

23. Can't be fired?

You haven't met my wife, half Mexican, half German. Very Scary.
I take the bullet out once a month and clean it.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. I have three little letters that will solve your problem....

LSD

[tigereye]

10. you boys do need the EAP

just kidding.

Hi Chavez, did you see the Linton Kwesi Johnson post in one of my poetry threads. Pretty cool. :hi:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

12. I didn't - been real busy

do you have a link?

[tigereye]

18. sure

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=1641808&mesg_id=1643382&page=

and a nice pic of him to boot.

[TX-RAT]

6. Try this.

1 glass tomato juice, 1 raw egg, 2 teaspoons Tabasco. Mix ingredients together and drink as quick as possible.
Your stomach will make an immediate decision. Either way your gonna feel better.

[XNASA]

7. "As long as you're hangin', you might as well be getting paid for it."

That's what my Pappy always said.

[LincolnMcGrath]

8. Right here with ya

Except I have the Day off.

Stop all the yelling, and ask that man to stop pounding on my temple with the ice pick!

[redqueen]

15. Well that sure sucks

At least you're not 40! (friend's b-day is today... gonna razz him soooooo much)

Can you lock your door and take a nap? I wish I had a job where I could do that...

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. Door? What is that?

Are you referring to that portion of my cubicle in which there is no partition set up? The bit via which I enter and exit my cubicle?

No, I can't lock that without disrupting the space-time continuum.

[redqueen]

17. Go to an empty cubicle

Rip off one of the walls

Take it to your cubicle

Make it your door

Voila!


Oh well... it would work if everyone in your office were short, anyway.

[matcom]

19. The Solutions is Obvious

light the pink elephants on fire. that'll teach them

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. I had mashed potatoes for lunch.

I could only eat half of them, because they were those horrible instant potato bud crap. Each bite made me want to die. I suppose I shouldn't expect much more from the corporate cafeteria. Still....

[LynneSin]

22. Seems like you and GOPisEvil has the same problem....

..you have a 2-drink minimum too?