I Expose The Beatles As The Terrorist Cell They Truly Are.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

Many of us are, of course, aware of the rock group 'The Beatles'. Their pleasant, yet vaguely dissonant ditties can often be found blaring from radios in fashionable salons, discotheques, truck stops and so on. It may shock you, then, to discover that 'The Beatles' are in fact dangerous agents of a shadowy foreign terrorist organization. The truth of the situation may be discerned from their otherwise meaningless lyrics. Examples follow.

'Whenever I want you around, yeah.
All I gotta do,
Is call you on the phone,
And you'll come running home,
Yeah, that's all I gotta do.'

A small beginning, but we can already see that at an early stage in their career 'The Beatles' were not above using phone threats to gain acquiescence. Who is being told to 'come running home'? An untrusted agent?

'Can't buy me love, everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love, no no no, no

Say you don't need no diamond ring and I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of thing that money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love'

This, their anti-capitalist manifesto codified as 'lyrics', shows 'The Beatles' attempting to incite anti-consumerist behaviour 'say you don't need no diamond ring' and, worse, disregard for the international capitalist system 'I don't care too much for money'. These are very dangerous, evil men.

As their career progresses, we see their threats increase towards what can only be described as relentless threats of kidnapping.
ie -
'You're such a lovely audience,
We'd like to take you home with us,
We'd love to take you home.'

'The magical mystery tour is coming to take you away,
Coming to take you away.
The magical mystery tour is dying to take you away,
Dying to take you away, take you away.'

Note the use of the phrase 'dying to take you away'. These terrorists are willing to take serious risk.

The terrorist collective grows with a worrying tendency towards group-think -
'I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.'
Note the psychosis. 'pigs', 'guns', 'crying'. But don't be fooled. This is not real remorse. This is the psychosis of crack-driven vigilantes.

'Love, Love, Love.
Love, Love, Love.
Love, Love, Love.

(repetition is a key to brainwashing, in this 'The Beatles' are attempting to re-program an entire generation)

All you need is love.
All you need is love.
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need.

All you need is love.
All you need is love.
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need.

Nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's easy.
(this is a clear threat to Western Governments - clearly there has been a massive security breach at high levels - 'nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be - note the lack of fear, these people will quite literally go anywhere. The arrogance)

All you need is love.
All you need is love.
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need.

All you need is love (All together, now!)
All you need is love. (Everybody!)
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need (love is all you need).'

'All together, now'.
Clearly an attempted marxist revolution is in the works.

The most recent recordings seem to point towards a specific series of planned events.

'Why don't we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road?'

Why don't we do what in the road? Protest? Revolt? Is this a coded reference to car bombings in major centres?

And this, all too chilling in its finality.

'Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise.'

(arise. a call to revolution - learn to fly? - should we watch for possible hijackings?)

Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these sunken eyes and learn to see
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to be free.

Blackbird fly Blackbird fly
Into the light of the dark black night.'

We must stop these evil, evil men.

[noonwitch]

1. Okay, Charlie, get away from the computer, it's count time.

No offense, but Manson already convinced a group of people that the Beatles were telling them to rise up and kill. Most of them are serving life sentences at this time.

[deutsey]

2. Rightwingers have long accused the Fab Four

of being the tools of some sinister plot to take over the world. In 1971, David Noebel wrote something entitled:

The Beatles: A Study in Drugs, Sex and Revolution

http://www.alibris.com/search/search.cfm?qwork=602482&wauth=Noebel%2C%20David%20A%2E&ptit=The%20Beatles%3A%20a%20study%20in%20drugs%2C%20sex%2C%20and%20revolution&pauth=Noebel%2C%20David%20A%2E&pisbn=&pqty=2&pqtynew=0&pbest=29%2E95&matches=2&qsort=r

:eyes:

Fundamentalists are still pissed at the Beatles, probably over that "we're bigger than Jesus Christ" comment of Lennon's. :evilgrin:

Here's a recent Christian site knocking the Beatles:

http://logosresourcepages.org/beatles.htm

[jeff30997]

3. Hehehe. What a bunch of lunatics.

[Crunchy Frog]

4. I think it may be time

for a pre-emptive bombing raid on Liverpool England.:nuke:

[tigereye]

5. ah drollery

is fun.