QUICK! I need some jokes for a 10-year-old, who just

[Lefta Dissenter]

got out of major surgery.

My sister is emailing from the hospital with updates, and I need some jokes or riddles to send over for her son.

Remember, no sex threads - this is a 10-year-old, after all! :D

THANKS!

[rfranklin]

1. What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt!

[Worst Username Ever]

5. here is a hundred of them

http://www.billnkaz.demon.co.uk/jokes.htm

[eyesroll]

2. Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

(say it out loud)

[rocktivity]

3. What goes ha ha ha thump?

A man laughing his head off!

What kind of dog hasn't got a tail? A hot dog!

What goes "moof?" A cow with buck teeth!

:headbang:
rocknation

[alittlelark]

4. Why was 6 scared of 7?

because 7 ate 9.

[ChickMagic]

6. Here's a few

http://www.bconnex.net/~kidworld/weekjoke.htm

[TlalocW]

7. So this prostitute, nun, and rabbi...

Just kidding.

You: Ask me if I'm a tree.
Him: Are you a tree?
You: No.

(Believe it or not majority of kids find this funny)

What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I liked about the wheels

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
No guts.

TlalocW

[Lefta Dissenter]

8. OK, so you all have ME laughing

I'm not sure what that says about my intellect, but at least I'm easy to amuse! :D

Thanks! :bounce:

[On the Road]

9. How Did the (Silly Person) Hurt Himself Raking Leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Two people are walking along the road. One of them says "aww, a dead bird." The other (note: look around in the sky) says "where?'

[bif]

10. Does February march?

No but April may!

[bif]

11. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back to you?

A stick!

[AngryAmish]

12. When is it time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

[Rainbowreflect]

13. What color should you paint the sun & the wind?

The sun rose & the wind blue.

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree & act like a nut.

Why do birds always fly in a V? It's the only letter they know.

Why is one side of the V longer than the other? More birds.

[Carson]

14. A good verbal joke

You: Knock knock.
Them: Who's there?
You: Impatient cow.
Them: Impatient... (Here you interject quickly "Mooo!")