Singers you'd have sex with, if they'd just let you!

[ohiosmith]

[NewJeffCT]

1. well, a lot like my music repels me list

Britney Spears
Lil Kim
Jessica Simpson
Mandy Moore
Shania Twain


But, I'd add
Beyonce
Courtney Love
Madonna
Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes if she's still hot (wasn't she the one that burned her hubby or boyfriend's house down or something? but, sounds pretty wild)
Bjork

[Screaming Lord Byron]

2. One of those is dead, though.

[RubyDuby in GA]

4. Sorry to have to rain on your parade

but Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes is dead. She died in a car crash in either South America or Central America a couple of years ago. But to answer your question, she did almost burn down then boyfriend's house, Andre R. of the Atlanta Falcons.

[NewJeffCT]

7. oh well

She sounded like a wild one...

[coloradodem2005]

3. Sheryl Crow.

She is foxy.

[RubyDuby in GA]

5. Dave Matthews

That low growl thing he does........
oh yeahhh.....

[gollygee]

24. Yep I've got to agree with this (m)

It's the way he sings. I don't even know what he looks like and I don't care.

[miss_kitty]

58. my sister works out in the same gym with him

ends up swapping equipment with him and doesn't give a shit about the growl-she'd do him in a heartbeat!

[redqueen]

6. Josh Homme

[Quahog]

8. BJORK!

Yummmmmmm.......

[7th_Sephiroth]

29. bjork

shirley manson
Aoi Tada and
Mai Yamane

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

79. Beyoncé Knowles

[Kid_A]

9. Kylie Minogue....mmmmmmmmm.......

Liz Phair.....yum

[ComerPerro]

16. Good call, Liz Phair

http://www.lyrics.com/p/phair,_liz/liz.phair.jpg

[Kid_A]

23. Yep, she's a MILF...

And I heard there's a song on that album called "HWC". That's just filthy, you naughty mommy! Come here and let me spank you!

[UpsideDownFlag]

57. "hwc"? eh?

[Huckebein the Raven]

32. She's definitely on my list along with

Shirley Manson
Dido
DJ Rap
Amy Lee from Evervesance
Alicia Keys (sp ?)
Sarah McGlachlan

[Enraged_Ape]

75. And Liz Phair would probably let you!

She always seems to be quite amenable to the idea.

[TexasBushwhacker]

31. Kylie's gone nuts with the Botox and collagen lips

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/003896.html

[arwalden]

10. Juanes

[terrya]

18. Yep...and he certainly seems to be filling out those jeans nicely.

:-)

[arwalden]

19. Ya Big Perv... I'm Interested In Him For His Brains!

... no... I mean, his VOICE... he's a talented man... a man of many talents... and well... okay... he DOES have a nice bod and hot tats.

-- Allen

[terrya]

21. Hey, I just appreciate those "distinguishing characteristics" on a man!

But, yes, we must also enjoy his other qualities...

[XNASA]

28. Hey you two, I hate to break it to you but..........

That dude is a man.

Silly. :crazy:

[ceile]

11. Lenny Kravitz

hot hot hot

[MissMillie]

37. ditto (n/t)

.

[miss_kitty]

59. yeah lenny is a bit of alright

too bad about his music....

[peach720]

12. hmmmm....

The late Michael Hutchence from INXS
Jon Bon Jovi
Bruce Springsteen who was really hot in the 80's
Bono

[catmandu57]

13. Now I'm going to date myself

Jackie DeShannon used to be a total babe. Stevie Nicks, Linda Ronstadt.

[fudge stripe cookays]

14. Hmmm....

Greg Dulli (Afghan Whigs)
Jon Auer (The Posies)
Marty Willson-Piper (The Church)
Lloyd Cole
Moe Berg (TPOH)
Corey Glover (Living Colour)
Jeff Buckley (before he died, obviously...)

[XNASA]

15. If I could go back in time about 40 or 50 years I'd say......

Julie London.

[yellowcanine]

17. Dolly Parton, oh yeah.

Talk about a titfuck. Boggles the mind.

[Beaverhausen]

20. Sting- and it would last for hours

he's into the Tantra and all that fun stuff.

[Westegg]

22. Tori! Tori! Tori!

[GOPisEvil]

25. Neko Case

:-)

[Mike Daniels]

26. Kate Bush (why go with Tori when you can have the original)

Emmylou Harris
Marlene Dietrich (younger version)
Ute Lemper

And if I was only interested in looks vs. talent then yeah, Britney and Jessica

If I were a woman -

Peter Gabriel
Bryan Ferry
Nick Cave

[smirkymonkey]

36. Yes to Peter Gabriel, Bryan Ferry

Jim Kerr, Bono, and I know there are others I can't think of right now.

I dig the British types.

[TexasBushwhacker]

27. Now this is my kinda thread

Chris Cornell, especially if his hair was still long:



Any of the Goo Goo Dolls:

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Way too young for me, but Henry Garza (the one with the glasses) from Los Lonely Boys - Caliente!



The wild child in me would do Dave Navarro, as long as Carmen didn't mind:



That's it for now. So many men, so little time.

[Taverner]

30. Shania Twain

All around hottest 30-something soccermom...but hey I have a thing for fit soccermoms!

[Christof]

33. Jessica Simpson

Amy Lee
Christina Aguilera
Mandy Moore
Britney Spears
Beyonce
JoJo
Hilary Duff
LeAnn Rimes
Kylie Minogue (and her sister)
Michelle Branch
Liz Phair
Shania Twain
Avril Lavigne
Ashlee Simpson
Kelly Clarkson
Alicia Keys
Shakira
J-Lo
Toby Lightman
Christina Milian
Mariah Carey
The chicks from "The Coors"
Dido
Faith Hill
Norah Jones
Stacie Orrico
Paulina Rubio
Chicks from "t.A.t.U."
Gwen Stefani


You can tell I've put a lot of thought into this...;)

[mvd]

41. JoJo??

She's too young.

[UpsideDownFlag]

56. good list. i'll second jessica simpson.

[noise626]

34. oh that's easy....

Here's my list; and I have my wife's permission to pickle tickle these fine upstanding women, so there.

Dolly Parton for obvious reasons
Rosie Gaines of the Prince's old NPG band
Liz Phair
Samantha Fox (okay, I admit that not very chic, but damn, what do you expect of me!?)

pax
ant

[bigwillq]

35. Usher

LL Cool J
Ludacris
G-Unit (50 Cent, Young Buck, Lloyd Banks)
Eminem

Too many.

[AntiCoup2K4]

38. The Dixie Chicks! (Yes, all three of them)

Alicia Keys
Norah Jones
Shirley Manson
Sheryl Crow
Susanna Hoffs (the other Bangles weren't bad either)
Anabella from Bow Wow Wow (at least in the 80's - I have no idea what she looks like now)
Janet Jackson
Liz Phair
Jewel Kilcher
Faith Hill
Grace Slick (If I had a time machine back to the 60's)

[VOX]

70. Anabella! I'd forgotten about her!

Don't know how I could. :headbang:

[Ramsey]

39. Gavin Rossdale

Yuuummmmm, hot!!

[Tom_Foolery]

40. Mariah Carey...

I've had a thing for her ever since she came on the scene.

[mvd]

42. My list

The Corr women
Jenny Lewis from Rilo Kiley
Bree Sharp
Michelle Branch
Mandy Moore
Dixie Chicks
Cat Power
Sheryl Crow
Lucy Woodward
Gwen Stefani
Susanna Hoffs
Sherrie Austin
Cindy Alexander
Jessica Jacobs
Sarah Hudson
Ashanti
Kay Hanley
Avril Lavigne
Liz Phair
Shania Twain
Vitamin C
Jewel
Shakira

I'm sure there are more..

[guitar man]

43. In a heartbeat!

[mvd]

45. Not bad

Full-figured women are always nice.

I'll add Dido, too.

[mvd]

47. How could I forget Lisa Loeb?

:spank:

[sendero]

44. Liz Fraser

Vocalist extraordinaire for the defunct Cocteau Twins. Considering what she can do with just her voice, I'm pretty sure the rest of her would be incredible :)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

71. You just want to know what noises she'd make.

[otohara]

46. David Bowie

in a heartbeat:smoke:

[Guy Fawkes]

49. He's mine first!

:grr:

[ohiosmith]

76. My wife found him wandering the corridors of her office. He got

lost looking for his dressing room.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

48. Shirley Manson

[RFKHumphreyObama]

50. My list

Lulu ("To Sir With Love")
Carole King
Stevie Nicks
Deborah Hary
Jann Arden
Mary Chapin Carpenter
Suzanne Vega

[AlFrankenFan]

51. John Mellencamp

:loveya:

[Radical Activist]

52. Jewel and

grrr...what a babe. She's a Democrat too!

and probably a lot of other ones. I'm pretty easy sometimes.

[last_texas_dem]

53. Michelle Branch

Goes w/o saying for me! Other attractive singers include Norah Jones, Alicia Keys, Mandy Moore, Susanna Hoffs of the Bangles, the lead singer of the Shocking Blue, Mariska Veres, ca. the early '70's and maybe Shania Twain (my "if I could stand to listen to her music" exception).

Alright, actually I'm not a promiscuous guy so probably wouldn't actually have casual sex like that. Well, maybe for Michelle Branch, but... :-)

[mvd]

54. I forgot Norah Jones

Good choice. I was thinking of Lindsay Lohan as an actress, but she's releasing an album, so I think she can be included here.

[UpsideDownFlag]

55. so many singers in the world, and you'd pick one that desecrates the flag?

lol, i kid.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

60. Stephan Jenkins! (and he even hates Bush!)

Here's what he said...


"George Bush is a no good, dirty so-and-so," Jenkins said. "He is really a terrible president and you need look no further than the Clean Air Act. You really don't want to roll that back. There is no reason to. It's just about the money."


http://www.eagletribune.com/news/stories/20040422/LI_002.htm

[TexasBushwhacker]

62. He's a major prick though, a real control freak n/t

[foxy]

61. Yeah she's cute but...

I think I would go for the threesome between me and Toby Keith and Shania Twain. But that's just me.

[Downtown Hound]

63. Ani DiFranco

And Alanis Morrisette. She'd go down on you in a theater you know.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

72. An operating theatre?

During my vasectomy?

Really?

[truthbetold]

64. Here we go...

Billie Joe Armstrong (lead singer of Green Day)
Eminem
Maynard James Keenan (lead singer of Tool and A Perfect Circle)
Chris Martin (lead singer of Coldplay...sorry Gwen!)
Jack White (of the White Stripes)
Kris Roe (lead singer of the Ataris)

That's just a few out of many. Can you tell I love dirty rock boys?

[ariesgem]

65. Anthony Kiedis

Back in the day when he had THAT HAIR, one night with him would've made my life COMPLETE!

[JSJ]

66. sade n/t

[TahitiNut]

67. Alicia Keys. (Looong, slow, toes to nose, yummy!)

[Bombtrack]

68. Mandy Moore, Beyonce, Fergie, Fiona Apple, Christina Millian+Aguilera

most likely every female singer who's been on a TRL video because they don't allow non-attractive people on that show. Cause everyone knows that music enjoyment should be about having boners

[donheld]

69. to start with

Chris Isaak :evilgrin:
Jamie Cullum :party:
Lenny Kravits :bounce:
R Kelly :wow:
George Michael :yourock:
Dave Matthews :smoke:
and if he wasn't dead
Jim Morrison :shrug:

[truthspeaker]

73. Sheryl Crow, Dido, Suzanne Vega, Neko Case, Susan Tedeski, Nora Jones...

Shelby Lynne
many more!

[phillybri]

74. Dido, Sarah MacLachlan, Jewel, Norah Jones, Shania Twain...

There's more, but I can't remember them now.

Does Jennifer Love Hewitt actually count as a "singer"???

[grace0418]

77. Neil Finn

love him

[Amused2Death]

78. Roger Waters

www.roger-waters.com

I implore you to please listen to these two songs Roger Waters wrote specifically to be released before the election. Please pass them on to anyone you know.

Edit: could someone post this as a new topic? It would be great to really get these songs out there. Thanks.

According to Waters, he began work on his new songs "…immediately after the invasion of Iraq, which is now fifteen months ago. It seems apposite to throw them out there on the Net, before the election. Historically, there have always been people within the artistic community who have spoken out about things they believe in and they should continue to do so. I shall certainly continue to do so, whether it has any effect or not, because I feel I have a responsibility to myself to do that."

A lyric from "Leaving Beirut":

Are these the people that we should bomb
Are we so sure they mean us harm
Is this our pleasure, punishment or crime
Is this a mountain that we really want to climb
The road is hard, hard and long
Put down that two by four
This man would never turn you from his door
Oh George! Oh George!
That Texas education must have fucked you up when you were very small

[librechik]

80. Kurt Elling, fantastic jazz singer--I HUGGED him!

he said hugs are always free!

I should have said, "well how much do I have to pay you for a romantic dinner and wahtever comes after, so to speak!"

(Unfortunately, my cute hubby was standing right there, and he would have insisted on coming along. And we're both old enough for Kurt to be a grandchild. Sigh.)

Liberal ladies, Kurt is adorable and available! I thanked him for wearing a Kerry/Edwards button. He said we all have to do our part! Started his set bitching about what a huge mess Shrubbie has the country in. We were in Telluride and the audience went crazy!