OMG! My big laugh of the day! Alan Keyes again...

[terrya]

He said that if Jesus were alive today, he wouldn't vote for Barack Obama.

Now, when exactly did I stop taking anything Alan Keyes has said seriously? This is so breathtakingly idiotic, it just defies description.

http://www.nbc5.com/politics/3712293/detail.html

[WoodrowFan]

1. of course not!

He'd be an Israeli citizen!

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

3. Plus, it's hard to vote from the max sec wing at Gitmo.

[Fenris]

2. I think Alan Keyes would make Jesus forget pacifism and beat him sensless.

:)

But that's just my opinion.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. How'd you get to be king? I didn't vote for you

The Virgin Mary, clad in the most shimmering samite......




:)

[redqueen]

7. LOL!

Awesome!!!!

:yourock:

[Blue-Jay]

5. There are probably 3000 Jesuses in Chicago alone.

Surely, at least SOME of them are voting for Obama.

[ET Awful]

6. He'd also take one look at Bush, have a flashback to the money changers

in the temple and go berserk.

[WoodrowFan]

8. maybe we misunderstood

maybe Keyes is trying for the Mexican vote?? Maybe he meant hay-sus???

[Momgonepostal]

9. Explain this to me

"Keyes then went into a very long analysis of the word "spanking" and suggested it might be related to slavery and insulting to African- Americans. He would not answer when asked directly if he was insulted."

Am I just a stupid white lady who doesn't get it? How is spanking related to slavery and insulting to African Americans?