Summer Olympic goofs - these are so funny!

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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak
from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother
and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some
deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we
can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said!

[Worst Username Ever]

1. Awesome!

What was number 8? It did not transfer over.

[madinmaryland]

3. See #8 below

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

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4. I thought they were all great!

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[TheDebbieDee]

2. #9 is a KILLER 8 ^ )

[SoCalDem]

5. Here's a bunch of funny sports video clips...

http://sickjokes.about.com/library/blmmsports.htm