What are your fav comments on DU?

[LiberalVoice]

I've seen alot of funny comments in DUers profiles....but I think Skinner's takes the cake. Comment: "I own this website." Don't ask me why, I just think thats really fuckin' funny.

[AmandaRuth]

1. there have been so many, and i really enjoy

the ones that make me laugh. A couple I remember , and I apologize for not crediting the originators or getting them exactly right---

"take your ticket stub to F911, send it to boosh at the white house, and write "I know what you did last summer"

"Soylent green is brown people!"

someone referred to the female yappers on faux as MUCS, or makeup covered skeletons.

And so many others, a lot of stuff probably only I think is funny, but i swear it keeps me sane.

[TOhioLiberal]

2. I like mine:

If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?

Pretty much sums it up. :hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. i like mine

[liontamer]

7. I really like your sig too

[Westegg]

4. No, actually, Skinner DOES own it. I know. I tried to buy it from him...

...It was a square deal, on the level, and I put 15 large on the table. I thought we were doing it the 32-degree way but later, outside of the Sands in Vegas, he had a couple of goons rough me up but good. Point taken. I've had to change lodges as a direct result.

Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Hell. I've said too much already.

[AmandaRuth]

5. lol - so what you are saying is that

you are racing for pinks?

[Westegg]

6. Yeah, I dig his sled. AS IF! No, cash only. Winner take all.

Me? I've got a '68 Chevy with four on the floor. Oh, I'm ready, baby! Vroom vrooom!!!!