DUers that you would have sex with if they would just let you?

[prolesunited]

Only one DUer I would have sex with, and I'm just lucky enough that he lets me. :D

[BayouBengal07]

1. Hmmm...

You're gonna have to buy me a drink first.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. what she said

[Misunderestimator]

5. He lets you?

edited for clarity... harumpf

[prolesunited]

7. LOL!

I'm *sure* she didn't mean that. ;-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. Awww...honey...I meant there's only ONE!

[Misunderestimator]

19. There'd better be

or.... :spank:

:D

[BayouBengal07]

11. She?

You talking about me? I'm a guy. I was being funny.

[Misunderestimator]

12. she was replying to the original post

:)

[eyesroll]

3. Awww....

You guys. :loveya:

To answer this question before this gets locked :evilgrin: -- it depends.

Sometimes, there are many, many people here who I'd at least consider (from a safe distance, anyway, consideration is harmless).

Sometimes, it's just one (and he usually lets me).

Sometimes, everyone on DU and everywhere else can go take a flying leap.

I'm kind of moody that way. :D

[Fenris]

4. Likewise, but reverse the genders.

[BayouBengal07]

6. I don't need you people anyway

Mary Fivefingers NEVER says no. :)

/cries self to sleep

[prolesunited]

8. I'm sorry

Don't take it too personally.

And who knows, you may just find someone here. Lots of people have. I'm not the first and I know I won't be the last. In fact, DU has produced several weddings and cross-state moves.

[BayouBengal07]

10. Im at a 30,000 person university

There's bound to be a girl out there for me. Thanks for the support though.

I don't actually cry myself to sleep, BTW.

[rfranklin]

9. Please send a recent photo...

as well as health information on std's and favorite sexual activities and positions.

[asthmaticeog]

13. This is just TROUBLE.

On edit: I don't mean that in any puritanical "shame on you" kind of way - I'd just sooner die than actually answer because of the deep doodoo I'd get myself into.

[eyesroll]

15. See...that's the problem.

Everyone answering this thread, EXCEPT ME (so far), has answered in one of two ways, roughly:

1. I'm in luv with a DUer, baby! :loveya:
2. Why...is someone interested?

I answer vaguely (but honestly), and it keeps me out of trouble.

[prolesunited]

20. I really wasn't trying

to nail anyone down on this. I was just spoofin' on the threads about singers.

Nothing wrong with fantasies. You only run into trouble when you try to live out the wrong ones.

[eyesroll]

25. Or when you share the wrong ones with the rest of the group...

Trust me on this.

Truth or Dare, 11th grade. I found out that my acquaintence Ken wanted to be the center of a me-and-our-friend-Shannon sandwich. :puke:

Not something you want to find out in front of the others, especially when the idea of either Ken or Shannon was vile, and they were both there.

[greatauntoftriplets]

67. You don't want to "nail anyone" on this????

LMAO, interesting choice of words.

:toast:

[arcane1]

14. all of them!

}(

[name not needed]

17. good answer!

:D

[liontamer]

18. I don't want to name names

I don't want to be thought of as easy. Any Duer who wants to have sex with me will still have to make me dinner first! or later, or whenever you feel like it.

[arcane1]

22. MAKE you dinner?

that damned sure isn't easy! :silly:

dessert I could maybe handle

[liontamer]

24. alas

I suppose you and I may not be meant to be. I've been told I'm insatiable, but let me assure you I am really a gentle kittycat

[arcane1]

26. with a name like that

you better be! :)

alas, a chef I am certainly not

[La Lioness Priyanka]

31. gentle cats can be insatiable too

[liontamer]

32. purrr

nice kitty

[prolesunited]

27. So, what will you be whipping up

for dessert, may I ask?

[liontamer]

28. good question

;)

[arcane1]

34. um...

me? :silly:

[prolesunited]

37. Will there be

whip cream with a cherry on top? :P

[liontamer]

38. or frosting

I like frosting

[arcane1]

42. top, bottom, wherever

but the cherry won't last long :P

[prolesunited]

44. Yeah

Like you even *have* a cherry. :eyes:

[arcane1]

46. I could have a cherry!

you never know... :P

[Misunderestimator]

59. But can you tie a knot in the stem with just your tongue?

:evilgrin:

[arcane1]

61. good question

never tried, but I can...

um, I probably shouldn't say :evilgrin:

[Misunderestimator]

62. LOL... Don't brag until you try it.

It's a learned skill. :D

[arcane1]

63. the cherries I generally practice on

are stemless, so I never had the chance :P

[Misunderestimator]

64. LMAO... well, generally, me too

:P

[arcane1]

68. so you see what I mean

:P

[Misunderestimator]

69. Oh yes, indeed... the cherry stem has no appeal whatsoever when compared.

:D

[arcane1]

71. just the one stem works fine for me

have I said too much? :P

[Misunderestimator]

72. Yowza! Now see, I refrained from that one...

you're gonna get this thread locked, buddy. :D

[eyesroll]

47. Hey, don't you go bringin me into this...

:evilgrin:

It's just : eyes :...:D:D:D

On edit: You fixed it! Damn! Now I just look self-centered.

[arcane1]

49. too late, you already are in it

all-inclusive!

[eyesroll]

51. I shudder to think what a international DU cruise would look like.

They'd have to burn the boat down after we were done with it.

[arcane1]

52. we may just burn it down ourselves!

either that, or no port would let us dock it

well, maybe San Francisco :)

[prolesunited]

50. LOL!

Yes, I did fix it.

But arcane1 is the one bringing you into it. He wants to do the whole board, and feed them dessert, too!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

54. that boy is such a slut :P

[arcane1]

56. hey, careful with those remarks

I have a reputation to utterly fail to uphold! :P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

29. you two get a room

[liontamer]

35. what good is a room

if you're not there to join us

[Misunderestimator]

36. You three get a room

:D

[prolesunited]

39. Haha!

That's what I was thinking. My thread is being hijacked in favor of a threesome. :-)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

41. no threesome

:P

:P

:P

[arcane1]

45. 3-some? Hell, I'm talking about the whole damned board!

one big room, I would say...

[tigereye]

57. yeah there would surely be some stories after

a convention, or what have you.

[arcane1]

66. what happens at the comvention

stays at the convention. You'll have to attend to know

[LynzM]

83. LOL, nice typo... maybe?

Did you mean to call it a 'com'-vention? LMAO

A whole roomful of DUers... now, that would be interesting :evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

55. you can have each other

and i'll play with the cats

[liontamer]

58. hey

I want to play with the cats. I already know arcane1 won't make dinner. I'm out of this DUboardsome

[La Lioness Priyanka]

65. we'll all play with kitties

preggers will have so many soon

[Cheswick2.0]

21. Grovelbot, he has all the money and I love a guy who begs

B-)

[Ellen Forradalom]

40. Grovelbot's MINE, you hussy!

}(

[FarLeftRage]

23. I know there aren't any

No other DUer (preferably female) that would have me...

[BlueJazz]

30. I'd go to Bed with Radicalliberal

I've found him to be the most caring, kind, compassionite, intelligent, handsome stud I have ever seen.

Signed: Barbie

(Ahh..I'm using Rad's computer...he doesn't know about this)

[Nikia]

33. I'm married and monagamous

But if I weren't, there are a number of people here that I would like to get to know better, if you know what I mean.

[GOPisEvil]

43. Uhhhh...

*deleted for reasons of privacy*

[prolesunited]

48. But I bet

I know. :D

Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me.

[GOPisEvil]

53. Shhhhhhhh!!

[SarahB]

60. Only one.

:D

[Lizz612]

70. Been there,

done that, wanna do 'em again, and no I sure as hell ain't tellin.

[prolesunited]

73. So, what's stopping you

from doin em again?

[Lizz612]

76. Distance

It ain't that far, but I don't have a car and there is no public transit out here in the farmland.

[No2W2004]

74. Yes

There is/are but it is unrequited as of now...

[Wapsie B]

75. What I would like to know is

what's the most common way people have met from here?

[elperromagico]

77. Myself. The rest of you are cattle.

;)

[PVnRT]

78. Trick question

None of them would let me.

[Fleshdancer]

79. I came in here looking for some juicy gossip damn it!

and no one is naming names! BAD HORRIBLE LAME STUPID thread....and I'm not just saying that because no one has said "GloriaSmith" yet. No really!


I'm not lying so stop saying that!!!! :cry:



















(sypathy vote?)

[GOPisEvil]

82. Hey...if your husband wouldn't kick my ass...

...and if I didn't have issues with being a homewrecker...;-)

[Fleshdancer]

85. ROFLMAO!

:yourock:

[GOPisEvil]

86. Hey...if these other guys knew how good-looking you are,

they'd be volunteering too. :-)

[Heddi]

80. *sniff sniff* no one mentioned me :( msg

I'm a phlebotomist for chrissake!!! Doesn't being able to draw blood count for nothing anymore????

Plus, in about 3 months, I'll be able to place an indwelling cathater.

Prudes! THE WHOLE DAMN LOT OF YOU!!!

:runs crying, finding solace only in a box of butterfly needles and 10ml EDTA tubes:

[No2W2004]

81. well, just because you haven't been mentioned,

doesn't mean you haven't been thought of....;)

[VOX]

84. Oh-oh -- I'm married, so I'm leaving this thread immediately!!!!

Before I say...before I say...I...I...

No! No! No! I won't!!!!!! :crazy:

[oxymoron]

87. Locking

This is basically a popularity contest.