Freepers you'd have sex with if they'd just let you

[DRoseDARs]

I'm sure some of them are attractive so long as they keep quiet. ;)

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. I'd see if RimJob could live up to his name.

[asthmaticeog]

3. DAMN YOU!

Beat me to it...

[terrya]

8. "RimJob"...what an intriguing name....

:-)

[maveric]

2. The Bu$h twins. ( Do they qualify as freepers?)

In a drunken mazola romp.

[NNadir]

13. Man you gotta get out more often.

I wouldn't be in the presence of any member that sleeze family for all the orgasms in North America.

[Maple]

4. Not in this

or any other lifetime.

Not on this or any other planet.

Not in this or any other dimension.....etc

[LoZoccolo]

5. Bellygirl.

I'm not sure if she's an actual FReeper, but she's a Protest Warrior.

[jfalchion]

6. Who is Bellygirl?

:kick:

[LoZoccolo]

15. This is Bellygirl.

[Name removed]

16. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[DRoseDARs]

23. Shall I take this to mean Bellygirl paid my thread a visit?

I'm honored. :P

[LTR]

27. I can only imagine what that 'Deleted message' said

[LoZoccolo]

29. I didn't know you could reply deleted messages!

Is that new?

[JohnKleeb]

7. A funny story sorta

When I went to the war protest in 2003, I was discussing it with a couple of DU pals who I later met up with at the rally, and jonnyblitz was telling me about the local freeper boss, some guy named Kristin, I was like you're telling me he's a guy, he has such a fem name, and then we saw him in the flash by the vietnam memorial if I recall, and he gazed at jonny's Fuck you freeper sign, hah oh man that day was very cool, except the end which I shouldnt talk about.

[No2W2004]

9. Well, if "Amber the Stripper" is really a Republican like she said

on Al Franken's show yesterday, then it would be her.

[Zynx]

10. One I know IRL

Looks about as good walking down the street as Britney Spears does in full makeup.

[mark414]

11. barbara bush (the young one), michelle malkin, and ann coulter

yeah i said it

[Zynx]

12. Ewww....Ann's too skinny.

n/t

[mark414]

14. well, i'm a skinny guy

and i looooove skinny girls

[jfalchion]

18. "and i looooove skinny girls"

Convert her by any means available (G). DU expects everyman to do his duty. Progress reports would be appreciated.

:kick:

[Fleshdancer]

17. Michelle Malkin? aren't you afraid she'll devour you afterwards?

:scared:

[Dukkha]

21. That's my dream snuff film there

.

[VOX]

19. Janine Turner -- lives in Texas and is Republican...

But oh, my. :beer: :loveya: :beer::loveya: :beer::loveya: :beer:

[Jade Fox]

20. Sorry--good politics essential to good sex.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

25. AGREED.

[radiclib]

22. Damn you, Heather Locklear

If you only had a brain! :p

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

24. Damn that's sick.

None of them. None. I need to vomit now.

[UpsideDownFlag]

26. malkin, if she promised to leave immediately afterwards.

[mongo]

28. Matalin and Carvelle - but I only want to watch.