Average Air-Speed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow To Soar to 120

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

I have had PLENTY coffee

[matcom]

1. whilst its carrying a coconut?

*YAWN*

only on my first cup

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. are you suggesting coconuts are migratory?

[matcom]

6. only African Coconuts

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

9. IT COULD GRIP IT BY THE HUSK!!!!!!

[LiberalVoice]

2. And so it begins

[terrya]

3. Fascinating trivia, CStT!

The things you discover when you're wired with caffeine. :-)

[democrat in Tallahassee]

4. yes, but is that a european swallow? or are you just banging 2

coconuts together

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. i don't know that....................AAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[mrbill]

8. my favorite color is blue........

do they have african swallows?

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

10. One...two...

Five...

[Ready4Change]

11. Three, sir!

:)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

12. lobeth thou holy hand grenade towards thy foe

who being naughty in my sight shall snuffeth

[Ready4Change]

13. Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.

"And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large...' "


(Have in sinned, in that I looked up the script to get this part right, rather than rely on my memory?)

[NewJeffCT]

14. Is that an African swallow or a European swallow?

wow, it's been a long time since i've seen that movie, and I used to watch it every few months back in the 80s!

[Enraged_Ape]

15. That would be a Floridian swallow

Those little birdies are going to be attaining around Mach .3 when Ivan hits.