I'm finally done with the September issue! Ask me anything...
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I'm finally done with the September issue! Ask me anything...
...that can be answered in a rhymed couplet. (I've already done one-word, two-word, and yes/no answers. I need a challenge! And I'm bored!)
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Thu Sep-09-04 11:30 AM
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1. Why in the name of the Dionne Quintuplets...
Would you want to answer only in rhymed couplets?
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Thu Sep-09-04 11:32 AM
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2. Because a sonnet takes too much effort to write?
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Thu Sep-09-04 11:34 AM
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7. Aye, as I am still technically at work
A sonnet would cause me my responsibilities to shirk.
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Thu Sep-09-04 11:33 AM
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4. It's a more difficult rendition
Of a DU Lounge tradition.
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Thu Sep-09-04 11:32 AM
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3. Issue? What issue, I say!
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Thu Sep-09-04 11:33 AM
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5. The September issue, my magazine of employment
Edited on Thu Sep-09-04 11:41 AM by eyesroll
Cover story? The war against germs, and its soldiers deployment.
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Thu Sep-09-04 11:56 AM
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18. The little blue toilet cakes
kill the germs for hygiene sakes
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Thu Sep-09-04 12:00 PM
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21. Actually, not quite...the blocks are there to quell
an otherwise horrible urinal smell.
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Thu Sep-09-04 12:03 PM
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23. They always seemed to me
to be a target for my pee,
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Thu Sep-09-04 12:05 PM
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25. Well, yes, if you don't get any pee on the tile
That's one less hiding place for aromas vile.
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Thu Sep-09-04 12:22 PM
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28. As I am a stupid male
pee on the tile, it never fail...s Gawd, I feel like a poet, a real longfellow
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Thu Sep-09-04 12:37 PM
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37. Talks of your "longfellow" fill me with dread
This WILL NOT GET LOCKED. IT IS NOT A SEX THREAD.
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Thu Sep-09-04 12:42 PM
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40. I do not mean to fill you with dread
but everyone's cultural appetite I am keeping fed
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Thu Sep-09-04 11:34 AM
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6. Why should we all move to Wisconsin?
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Thu Sep-09-04 11:35 AM
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9. Wisconsin food groups come in threes--
There's beer, brats, and, of course...cheese.
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Thu Sep-09-04 11:38 AM
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even if she's not undressed (okay really lame)
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Thu Sep-09-04 11:40 AM
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14. Alas, my office I must share
So there will be no going bare.
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Thu Sep-09-04 11:34 AM
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8. How'd the centerfold turn out?
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Thu Sep-09-04 11:36 AM
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10. On the left, an article about the election;
On the right, some news blurbs about a factory's erection.
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Thu Sep-09-04 11:37 AM
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I didn't know it was THAT kind of magazine! :o
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Thu Sep-09-04 11:40 AM
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13. You never ask me about what I do all day
For all you know, p. 21 is a pic of Mike .... (last name ommitted for privacy reasons but I assure you it rhymes)
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Thu Sep-09-04 11:42 AM
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15. Did you write about air fresheners and pink soap dispensers?
Toilets and sinks with red motion sensors?
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Thu Sep-09-04 11:43 AM
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16. Pre-moistened towelettes and toilet-bowl rings!
These are a few of my favorite things...
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Thu Sep-09-04 11:56 AM
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17. many a day have I longed to be free
When, pray tell will it happen to me? (now I wish I could write some reports in rhymed couplets, I don't think that would go over well.) :)
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Thu Sep-09-04 12:03 PM
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24. My psychic abilities are, alas, two-bit at best
Perhaps in the Meeting Room you should put your request?
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Thu Sep-09-04 11:56 AM
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19. So, what magazine is it for which you write?
And the content-is it considered heavy or light?
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Thu Sep-09-04 12:01 PM
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22. My magazine is a cleaning-industry omnibus
Unless you're a janitor, you probably haven't heard of us.
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Thu Sep-09-04 11:57 AM
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20. Wow, sinking so quickly today?
Would anyone else like to play?
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Thu Sep-09-04 12:15 PM
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26. Say you needed a new coat. Where would you get one?
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Thu Sep-09-04 12:18 PM
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27. I've already exhaused that one little store.
Perhaps the Goodwill might have some more?
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Thu Sep-09-04 12:27 PM
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30. I thought you liked thrift...
If you catch my drift... ;-)
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Thu Sep-09-04 12:32 PM
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33. Ah...but each thrift store only works once in a while...
I've picked over everything there in my style. :P
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Thu Sep-09-04 12:22 PM
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29. You're done with September just now?
Wow... y'all publish late... looking forward to October? Yeah I know it's two questions but the first one is rhetorical.
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Thu Sep-09-04 12:31 PM
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32. October is our venerable "Guide to the Show."
It's boring, but pretty, and vapid, so...no.
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Thu Sep-09-04 12:34 PM
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35. Ooooh... a show issue!
Any chance of a shocking expose piece? :evilgrin:
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Thu Sep-09-04 12:35 PM
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36. Sadly, no. It's all fluff and pablum and pap and PR.
But at least, at the show -- my employer covers the tab at the bar!
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Thu Sep-09-04 12:28 PM
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31. Isn't my nephew cute?
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Thu Sep-09-04 12:33 PM
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34. Awww...how adorable! He's yawning!
Over him his loved ones are fawning!
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Thu Sep-09-04 12:37 PM
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38. I've turned into a crazy fawning auntie
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Thu Sep-09-04 12:41 PM
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39. Crazy fawning aunties are far less annoying
Than "male co-worker droning on about his wedding" -- he's just cloying.
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