Where will Osama be "found" next month?

[FunBobbyMucha]

I'm guessing France, working as a baguette maker. Kerry button on his lapel.

[Ron Green]

1. Maybe in Hollywood. n/t

[ronnykmarshall]

4. Oh no!

I thought the contractor I hired look famliar!

He's doing a great job in the tiles. DAMN!

He SAID he was from El Salvador.

[swag]

2. I saw him down at Border's the other day, flipping through a Maxim

[demnan]

3. Golfing

with Bebe Robozo down in Key West after the hurricanes let up

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. He's running for Senate in Illinois.

What?

Never mind.

[DelawareValleyDem]

6. Touring with ZZ Top

You heard it hear first

[benburch]

7. On a DNA swab

Collected at Tora Bora over two years ago.

He's dead.

[calico1]

8. Well, he would not be wearing any

Kerry button as I'm sure he wants Bush* to win.

[billybob537]

9. In a freezer

in Prince Bandars cellar.

[Zuni]

10. flipping burgers

in Hoboken, NJ.

[Zuni]

11. In Michael Moore's apartment?

somehow the FBI will know exactly where to find him. Osama will be wearing a Kerry campaign Tee, and be holding a copy of Kitty Kelley's book.
This will be reported down to the loast detail, ad nauseum, on FOX news.

[Wickerman]

12. Crawford Texas

He's been tending bar at the Pig farm for about a year now.