The Hairy Hurricane of all CAPTIONS!!

[skip fox]

"So my idea is that we buy a hundred leaf blowers and then send helicopters out after Ivan and just blow him back out to sea. . . . Why do I have to do all the thinking around here?"

[underpants]

1. Yes sir it has been at least 7 minutes you can do something now

:grr:

[Endangered Specie]

13. Ouch, that ones good.

[RobertSeattle]

2. Ahh come-on, can't we just try a nuke or two on ol' Ivan?

[ChrisK]

3. OH!..Hurri-CANE!!...Woops...Was thinking of something else..

[underpants]

4. W:Didn't you get the memo about not wearing ties and lookin' more folksy?

I'm a professional sir

Oh.

[yellowcanine]

5. Where's the teleprompter? You don't expect me to do this myself do you?

I am a big picture guy. Can't get bogged down in these itty bitty details.

[Dudley_DUright]

6. Excuse me, Sir

That is a stupid idea. We don't have any extension cords that long. :evilgrin:

[auburngrad82]

7. Can we blame this on Kerry?

[underpants]

8. W:You didn't happen to see me in the 'Bama Guard in '72 did you?

No? Okay just checking.

[underpants]

9. I'm sorry what was that about knowing a disaster when you see one?

:bounce:

[underpants]

10. No sir that red dot near Venezuela is the hurricane not the 'Big Red One'

Oh so we have to wait on the invasion

(Karl Rove is seen pulling off the most athletic act of his life as he flies through the air to unplug the microphone)

[RevCheesehead]

11. Did someone mention a "Man-date?"

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

12. No sir, Saddam did NOT cause this, and I won't say it

no matter what you do to me.

[poliguru]

14. Ivan? Couldn't you have given it an Arabian or Frenchified name?

[Zuni]

15. "Did I say you could stand in the picture?"

You are sucking up my moment of compassion. BTW---get me the hell out of Florida before Ivan comes around. I would hate to be stuck in this shit hole with those mutant sub humans for one minute more than I have to. If the cameras are off, then I won't be getting votes, so it is pointless

[politicat]

16. Max thinks: You know, it would show just how much of a brave, tough

hombre you are Mr. President, if you'd go on down to Key West and chain yourself to the pier at Boca Chica and tell the big bad storm to bring it on. I double dog dare you.

[Neshanic]

17. "No Mr. President, Dorothy was not taken to OZ in a hurricane."

[Bossy Monkey]

18. Today we are raising the hurricane terra alert level to purple n/t

[cosmicdot]

19. So, why isn't it called a Hisicane?

[Merrick]

20. I guess 'Hurricane Kerry' does have a ring, but we already called it Ivan

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

21. 2 more we can have one named John and the next one

Kerry.

[VOX]

22. "Who you talkin' to?"

"And who said you could wear the blue shirt?"