Sometimes, you're the windshield,

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

Sometimes, you're the bug...

[commander bunnypants]

1. just how big is that bug?

It looks like a mutant

DDQM

[Westegg]

2. Sometimes you eat the bar, an' sometimes the bar eats you.

[VOX]

3. Sometimes you get the chicken, sometimes just the feathers...

And if I had a cuspidor to spit into for effect, I'd let fly!
:toast:

[Beer Snob-50]

4. It's a dog eat dog world

and we are wearing milk bone underwear

[DinahMoeHum]

5. ". . .sometimes you're the Louisville slugger. . ."

"...sometimes you're the ball,
sometimes it all comes together,
sometimes you're gonna lose it all..."

- Dire Straits "The Bug"
(also covered by Mary Chapin Carpenter)

:evilgrin:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

6. I didn't know Dire Straits covered this. What album?

I was just listening to Mary Chapin Carpenter's great "Come on, come on" album in my car today and had to post that gratuitous bugsplat pic!

[DinahMoeHum]

7. The album is "On Every Street" released in 1991. . .

and Mark Knopfler penned it.

Link:
http://www.sentex.net/~slink/thebug1.html