I'm going to go to the first Young Republicans meeting at my college today

[dammit905]

I will eat their free pizza and then leave.

[veteran_for_peace]

1. Good MAN!

[edbermac]

2. Well don't forget to ask how many of them plan to enlist...

[skypilot]

3. Gives a whole new meaning to...

..."free enterprise". Have fun.:)

[madmax]

4. Please, give us a report about what was discussed

Have a slice for me, too. :yourock:

[IdaBriggs]

5. Be Interested. Ask Questions.

Convert Them. :evilgrin:

Ex: "But wasn't * in charge for almost a year PRIOR to 9/11? When did we become safer? I thought 95% of the containers coming into this country still aren't being inspected? How tough is it to get a fake id nowadays?"

[DrWeird]

6. Bring enlistment forms.

Hand them out.

Also be sure to bring newspaper clippings showing how much recruiting is suffering.

[Lerkfish]

7. no, here's the plan:

1. eat some of their free pizza
2. when full, stick your finger down your throat. throw up on as many young republicans as you can.

;)

thankyew thankyew very much, I'll be in the lounge all week!

[Lavender Brown]

8. My school was so liberal we didn't have one :)

Someone tried to start one up, but I think he was all alone - as both founder and lone member. LOL.

[Bonhomme Richard]

9. Just make sure your brown shirt is pressed and clean......n/t

[neuvocat]

10. Just another example

of the freeloaders taking away from all those hard-working conservatives.

Be sure to pick up a few slices for the rest of us. Thanks.

[Ducks In A Row]

11. Don't drink the kool-aid

[Mr. Blonde]

12. I read an article in Time stating that conservative organizations were

growing on campuses. I go to what I would think is a very conservative school, and the only one I can think of is the young republicans. I had never heard of the other ones. However we have several that I would think of as liberal.