Tell us all what your bizarro-world self is doing?

[Taverner]

Me - I chose to, instead of going to the peace corps, start working. As a result, I never went to grad school and ended up living the singles life in San Francisco that I never did. I also ended up dating a real psycho (following my dating track record at the time) who ended up shooting me dead when I tried to break up with her.

What did your bizarro-world self do?

[skypilot]

1. Sitting in a titty bar...

...with a bunch of one dollar bills.

[politicat]

2. studied neurology instead of psychology; just getting out of medical

school with 200K in debt and a $35K a year residency at some public hospital in the Bible Belt.

Poor pcat-prime....

Pcat

[VelmaD]

3. I stayed a piano major...

tried my hand at the classical thing but my little hands got in the way. Played jazz in smokey bars for a while. Let the music consume me. Developed a pricey drug habit to numb the pain. Went to rehab. Now I'm clean and sober, teaching piano to little kids and working as a part-time drug counselor. *snort*

[sundog]

6. nah, you're serving lemonade to the gentlemen callers

:P

[VelmaD]

9. In a wide-brimmed straw hat...

with a ribbon tied around it. :)

[MrScorpio]

4. He's a photographer shooting pics of hot babes for Hustler Magazine

And making quite a pretty penny while doing it, I might add

[Misunderestimator]

5. Became a doctor... had a husband and four kids and stayed in Texas...

After my husband found out about my lesbian affair, he shot me dead too. Now I spend all my days haunting the shit out of him.

[Radical Activist]

7. I work for the Chamber of Commerce

in bizzaro world, and I take a leave of absence during campaign years to work for Republican candidates. I am rich and have a hot blonde rophy wife with big boobs.

[BurtWorm]

8. Arguing that the Killian memos can't be real because Times Roman

wasn't invented until 1981.

[sundog]

10. I'm in Bolivia smuggling rubies & black tar...

Spend my free-time on the beaches of Buenos Aires & Rio.

I run an all-male harem in the Andes part-time for some extra cash flow.

[Rob H.]

11. Bizzaro Rob H. ...

...just divorced his third ex-supermodel wife because he no longer finds her sexually attractive. (She wound up so depressed about it that she's dropping out of college!) He also has a giant "W: The President" bumpersticker on the back window of his Hummer H2 and thinks Ronald Reagan was the Best President Ever.

I hate that guy. ;)

[Mizmoon]

12. Never went to college, waited tables

became depressed by my useless life, had several children with different fathers. Died in a drunk driving accident.

Whew! Glad I'm not there!

[DS1]

13. Writing parking tickets and volunteering janitorial services at the

local orphanage.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

14. What's my bizarro-world self?

[Taverner]

15. Basically you in an alternate universe

Where one, or more crucial turning points are different than the reality you live in now.

For example, say instead of going to one college, you went to a different one. Life may have been completely different.

[jpgray]

16. Answering metaphysical questions on a political board

I'm a stubborn kind of fellow. :D

[eyesroll]

17. She enlisted in the army, but got kicked out

after her CO found her having a torrid affair with HER CO.

She's now happily living in a triad-marriage with said CO (now retired) and CO's wife, raising their three children (one hers, two the wife's). She spends her free time quilting and tending to their goat herd.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

18. My bizarro-world self

graduated from high school (barely), moved in with some shady characters in Farmersville, Texas, started smoking pot a lot. Then graduated to dealing and doing hard drugs.

Ended up dead in the gutter, a part-time prostitute and full-time drug addict. Shot by a pimp.

THE END

[SarahB]

19. Let's see....

My bizarro world self is mellow enough to not stir over all the "what ifs" that plague me already. In bizarro world, I'm living in Tibet- sexless, childless, shaved head, and just this inner-peaced meditation powerhouse worrying about nothing.

[EstimatedProphet]

20. He went into college in business school

and became an investment banker. Likely made a killing investing in South Africa and pre-war Iraq.
You did say bizarro, right?

[Bertha Venation]

21. Pacing the locker room at the US Open before the women's final

picturing success. Seeing myself the victor. Convincing myself that YES, I WILL WIN THIS TOURNEY.

And then going for a three-week nap on the beach back home.

[PVnRT]

22. Getting laid regularly

n/t

[Swede]

23. Working in a bank forclosing mortgages on nice old folks.

When a panhandler shamefully sticks out his hand,just for fun I say "Get a job."

[MisterP]

24. alas, my bizarro self is my avatar,

so it'd be lolling in the conquered city of Des Moines, drinking paint. It's a very naughty avatar. Naughty, naughty avatar!

[delete_bush]

25. He's a real party guy,

does a lot of coke and shots, uses family connections to get out of going to Vietnam, ruins every business his daddy sets him up in, and gets elected governor.

He then runs for President, loses, amd becomes Commissioner of Baseball.