If a guy dates two 18-year olds...

[Taverner]

does that count as a thirty-six year old?

1. only if dating two nine year olds counts as dating an 18 year old

I'd be careful where you go with this.

[DS1]

2. No, it counts as six six year olds

I can do math!

[ohiosmith]

3. No,6 six, 4 nine, or 3 twelve year olds.

[DS1]

4. It also counts as a handjob from a 72 year old

:evilgrin:

[DarkPhenyx]

5. But if we are engaged in at least one 69

do we divide or multiply? Keeping to that thought it could be a 54 year old, or a 6 year old...depending. This is of course assuming Eu-clit-ian Geometry and non-Quantum Physics.

[VelmaD]

6. *snort*

If you were any cuter there would have to be two of you...which is math too scary to contemplate. :)

[DarkPhenyx]

10. Doesn't that get into the whole...

...rip in the "space time continuim" thingy we discussed oh-so-long ago?

[VelmaD]

12. Probably...

but I also seem to remember you figured out a way where it would just turn into a "self perpetuating deviant bacchanalia" rather than the end of the universe. :)

And yeah, that was a long time ago. Gawd it's been a fun ride since. :)

[matcom]

7. 36 One Year Old's

pervert

[VelmaD]

8. Sorry Taverner...

looks like everyone agrees with me on this one and you're just gonna have to play with kids your own age. :P

[mitchum]

9. Warren Beatty asked why should he date a 40 year old...

instead of two 20 year olds

[DarkPhenyx]

11. I think a more important question is...

..."what should you do when your reality exceeds your fantasies?"

The answer to which is "Keep it to yourself."