OK, you caught me. I'm a forgery

[Dookus]

I know, I know, you're thinking "What? Say it ain't so, Dookus!"

But it's true. I was forged. I was created by Republican operatives using an early beta version of Quark Xpress. I'm so ashamed.

[Book Lover]

1. If you were created by

an early version of Quark, then how about I load you into version 3.3 and try to import a picture into a box? Quark'll crash, and you'll corrupt, and thus the Republican plans will fall apart like so many houses of cards!

[Old and In the Way]

2. So, are you telling us-

that you been talking out of your forged ass all this time?

[The_Casual_Observer]

3. If they had a movie of the guy saying this stuff they would say

it was an actor.

fox guy said that their unnamed expert had no explanation how you could type an uppercase th. I guess Selectrics didn't actually exist.

[BlueJazz]

4. Not to worry..

Simply plug yourself into the DU Server, download a few "Leftwing Files", Reboot and you'll be good as new.

[the Kelly Gang]

5. lol