Its the suede denim secret police. We have come for your uncool niece!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

CALIFORNIA UBER ALLES!
UBER ALLES CALIFORNIA!

[ET Awful]

1. Last call for alcohol.

Last call for your freedom of speech.
Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law.
Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver.
It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid,
and a jigger of formaldehyde
from the jar with Hitler's brain in it we got in the back storeroom.
Happy trails to you. Happy trails to you.


I am Emperor Ronald Reagan
born again with fascist cravings
Still you've gone and made me president.

Human rights will soon go away
I am now your Shah todaay
I will command all of you
and your kids are gonna pray in school
I'll make sure that they're Christian too.


California
Uber Alles
California
Uber
Alles

Uber Alles
California
Uber Alles
Cali
fornia

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

2. Yeah - we've got an even BIGGER bigger problem now

thats for damn sure

[ET Awful]

3. You're from out of town

I can tell that by your shoes
Flew in for the convention
Getting tipsy in a bar

You're leaving pretty late
Gotta get up in the morning
Thinking she's just too expensive
And you know you're…
Probably…
Right

There's no one on the streets
And you can't find your hotel
You walk a little faster
—someone's following you

The wallet-size bulge
In your double-knit butt
Has money for me
And maybe credit cards

You dart around the next corner
You can't look around
Quick now, fish for the keys for the door
You don't even know where you are

You walk a little faster
I walk a little faster
Sensing that I sense you
Now there's no escape

I can almost taste your dandruff
As I reach for your face
—And I strike

(I would like to dedicate this song belatedly to all the RNC attendees) :)

[asthmaticeog]

4. Jello Biafra speaks the truth.

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. last call for alcohol, last call for your freedom of speech...

Why don't you try the Tricky Dicky Screwdriver...

One part Jack Daniels, One part Purple Koolaid, and a jigger of formaldahyde we got from the jar with Hitler's brain we keep in the back room...

[Howardx]

6. all those songs are relevant again

just change the names;)