Celebrity Deathmatches you would like to see

[burythehatchet]

Eliot Spitzer Vs. Rudolph Guiliani

[LynneSin]

1. Zell Miller in a spitball duel with Tweety

:P

I'd pay for that on PPV

[burythehatchet]

3. In my best Chris Matthews Voice

BAHHHHH

:D

[no_hypocrisy]

2. W. vs. Oliver North. Quien es mas macho?

[Wickerman]

4. Coulter v. Rush

Regardless of the outcome, we'd all be winners.

[burythehatchet]

5. Would Daryn Kagan, in a revealing grils wrestling outfit, be

available for tag-teaming Ann?

I just had the sickest thought

The match ends with Daryn, Ann, and Rush in a menage a trois in the ring.

[Wickerman]

6. my eyes!

damn you for even typing that!

:7

[DemWitch]

9. that just curdled the half and half

in my coffee...

yeeeeeccchhhhhh...

[patcox2]

7. Celine Dion vs. Roy's Tiger

Man, what I would pay for ringside seats to that. It would be the ultimate Vegas extravaganza, the Diva vs. the man-eating tiger in hand to hand combat. Come to think of it, Toby Keith vs. Roy's tiger would be good, as would Pat Robertson vs. Roy's tiger. There are dozens of people I would pay good money to watch go mano a mano against that tiger.

[burythehatchet]

8. I can tell you're a person who appreciates a fine tiger, specially Roy's

:)

[DemWitch]

10. Toby Keith v The Dixie Chicks...

Love to see him with one of the girls boots up HIS ass...

[skygazer]

11. Dick Cheney and John Edwards

Though the thought of Dicky Boy in boxing shorts is very disturbing.

[burythehatchet]

13. that would be tough

in what pocket would he put his mechanical blood pump.

[sui generis]

12. coulter vs. rice

or rice vs. rice and coulter vs. coulter

[terrya]

14. Al Franken vs Dennis Miller

Al would kick Miller's scrawny, ugly ass any day of the week. And it would be very, very nice to see.

[ProfessorGAC]

15. Franken Was A Wrestler

He'd tie up little Dennis in a knot and leave him hanging on a coat hook. Miller would be there until one of his kids got him down. We know Miller is incapable of taking care of his own kids. He said so himself. That's why he "needs" Li'l Georgie to protect his kids.
The Professor

[Khephra]

16. Wrestlers kick ass!

(says the former wrestler Kef)

[burythehatchet]

19. Al reminds me of Garp, who was a wrestler, as well

[Khephra]

17. Shatner vs Nimoy

[burythehatchet]

18. hey that's been done

kirk feigns death and mckoy beams him up and revives him. good episode. The vulcan chick was hot.