What was it I was just about to do?

[dolo amber]

I can't remember...:shrug:

[mrboba1]

1. I think it was...

to see how many of the 4 billion people on earth you can annoy before you die

:evilgrin:

[dolo amber]

3. Oh, right then...very well

Nothing out of the ordinary. :D

[Bunny]

2. Make lunch for bunnyj and bring it to her office.

She's in the mood for tuna salad today. ;)

[dolo amber]

6. Sadly, my tuna making skills

have been outsourced...you might try India. :D

[Bunny]

9. India? Ick. They'd probably put curry in it, or something!

Look, it's not that hard:

1 can tuna in water, drained
1 pickle, diced
1 or 2 tbsp onion, diced
1-2 hard boiled eggs, diced
miracle whip (NOT mayo) enough to get it moistened

That's it. I bet if you started now, you could get it over here in time for lunch. Could you put that on a croissant for me? Thanks!

[dolo amber]

22. There's even a deal

from RDU to Philly for like $29 round trip! :D

(I will have to add that to your bill, however. ;))

[Bunny]

27. Well, I'm near Pittsburgh, so you may have to re-route your trip! n/t

[dolo amber]

32. Damn, I'm makin' you a sammich....

gettin' on a plane and flying to your fair state...you can't meet me in Philly??

Get 'cho thumb out, woman! :thumbsup:

:D

[Bunny]

33. Okay, if I leave now I can get there by suppertime!

I'll be waiting!

[eyesroll]

24. Miracle Whip?

EEEEW.

Two simple tuna-salad recipes (enough to share):

#1. Cheap stuff for a sandwich

2 cans tuna in water, drained
About a 1/4 cup diced red onion
Capers to taste
Enough mayo to moisten (if you're feeling really gourmet -- olive-oil mayo, or use olive-oil-packed tuna)

#2 Nicoise -- not so cheap, not for a sandwich

Albacore tuna (if you can find it, we get canned stuff that has tuna and sea salt and that's it in the can; or, you can grill a filet)
Arrange on a bed of lettuce with blanched green beans, roasted red peppers, hard-boiled egg slices, scallions, tomatoes and olives. Dress with a simple vinegrette (balsamic is nice).

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. If I were dying of hunger....

I would gnaw off my own sack before I would eat Miracle Whip.

Just sayin'.

[Bunny]

29. whoisalhedges without his sack?

Perish the thought! For you, I'd break down and buy the damn mayo! :)

[Magrittes Pipe]

31. Woo-hoo!

I was starting to worry. :scared:

[eyesroll]

4. Look up a brownie recipe on Altonbrown.com?

:D

[dolo amber]

8. Speaking of...

I saw the *infamous* french toast episode last night...Please elaborate upon just what makes this the stuff of legend? It was standard Alton far as I could tell...:shrug:

[eyesroll]

12. I haven't seen the french toast episode...

But I just looked up the recipe. It looks a bit richer than most recipes (more custardy, less milky)...dunno...

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,1977,FOOD_9936_26808,00.html

Was it in the presentation? Talking about the science and history behind french-toast toppings while licking strawberry juice from his fingers?

(Yes, I have sad obsessions.)

[dolo amber]

23. Yeah, I dunno

No extra hot Alton-ness...It's a mystery to me. I've just heard of it referred to as the *infamous* episode so many times...

Weird.

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. You were about to burn some patchouli incense...

...and put on that Grateful Dead album you've been meaning to listen to. You were then going to dance in circles, wearing sandals.

Fuckin' hippy.

[dolo amber]

7. Reach under your chair...

feel that thing that feels like bubble gum....?

:nuke:


:D

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. You mean my "taint?"

:shrug:

[dolo amber]

17. You have 'splodie taint?

x(

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. That happened to Mike Watt once.

http://www.hootpage.com/hoot_pissbagillness.html

[dolo amber]

19. Oh. My. God.

:puke:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

11. Invade Belgium.

How could you forget that? All those Panzers massed on the lawn and everything. You'd think you'd remember.

[dolo amber]

13. *slaps forehead*

D'oh! I thought my head felt extra heavy...

[Screaming Lord Byron]

15. Remember to fill them up when you're finished with them.

There's nothing I hate more than running out of gas when I take the JagdPanzer to the mall.

[VelmaD]

14. Take and post nekkid pics...

of short bus. :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

16. Pffft...screw that...

...we want pictures of HER! :evilgrin:

[dolo amber]

21. You first!

:D

[dolo amber]

20. You bored with your stash already?

;) :P :D

[matcom]

25. ME!!

:P

[dolo amber]

28. "Do" you like...*hubba hubba*...

or like, on Tony Soprano's orders?

:D

[matcom]

30. more like.....

:spank:Matcom:spank: :D