"We Polled A Recent Studio Audience And Got The Best Response To This..."

[arwalden]

(Slide it, Earl!)

Paper __________

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Today's winner will receive:

... a Spiegel gift certificate and a Sarah Coventry jewelry selection.

[Gothic Sponge]

1. Clip?

[terrya]

2. Tiger

[VelmaD]

3. Cut?

Owie.

[Kadie]

4. Plate

[arwalden]

5. Towels

[alterfurz]

6. cut

[mac56]

7. ____ Tiger.

Don't forget the Jungle Gardenia perfume and the American Tourister luggage.

[Richardo]

8. Hat

[NV Whino]

9. Chase

[XNASA]

10. Mache.

[derrald]

15. Maché

[wtmusic]

11. Clip!

[underpants]

12. Trail

Still applies apparently.

[arwalden]

13. Roses

[Philostopher]

17. Sadly, Allen,

I also thought of that one. But I thought 'plate' first.

I wondered if anybody else would come up with 'Paper Roses' and you didn't disappoint!

"But they're only imitation
like your imitation luuuuuv for me."

Blech. That's an earworm I didn't need today.

[arwalden]

19. Which Version? Marie Osmond or Anita Bryant?

[Philostopher]

20. The one that came into my head was probably the original,

though my brother had a horrible crush on Marie Osmond when he was a kid, so I'm guessing they're probably hopelessly mashed together in my head, by now.

[wtmusic]

14. and a full-length mink coat from Dicker and Dicker Furs

of Beverly Hills!

I actually had a Record-a-Call *and* Haggar slacks (not plaid though)

[Parche]

16. gene rayburn

Rock-scissors

[eyesroll]

18. Trail.

I want a Record-A-Call!
:bounce:

[Susang]

21. Tiger

First thing I thought of, don't know why. :shrug:

on edit: I think I know why...there was a chain of bookstores in Detroit called the Paper Tiger. I practically used to live there! :-) It all makes sense now.

[Bunny]

22. Towel

[pansypoo53219]

23. Tiger?

ah, memories from childhood.

[arwalden]

24. Shredder

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. Lace.

Now I have "The Night Chicago Died" stuck in my head. Thanks.

I have to go somewhere and die.

[LynneSin]

26. Mache

:shrug:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

27. Clip

X-Files episode title.

[miss_kitty]

28. tiger

on edit: now give me my prizes

[zbdent]

29. JAM!

mmm, jam.

(I'm a computer person at work. First thang that popped into my head).

I'm not a doctor, but I played one as a kid . . .

[onebigbadwulf]

30. Mache breasts

...yes?

[arwalden]

31. That's Hysterical!!

That answer truly cracked me up!!! (It's almost like you just just stepped out of an episode of BBC's comedy TV show "Coupling".)

-- Allen

[arwalden]

32. Napkins

[GOPisEvil]

33. Mache

[Beaverhausen]

34. Moon

[tcfrogs]

35. Weight

[arwalden]

36. ... Or Plastic?

[tibbir]

37. Tiger

[Endangered Specie]

38. Airplane

[peekaloo]

39. View

:P

:dunce:

[arwalden]

41. First Reaction: HUH? Then I Said It Out Loud: "Paper View?"

Only when I actually heard myself reading it out loud did it make sense. --- You're a clever one Peekaloo!

[peekaloo]

43. Gene would have called me a WEEirdo......

My favorite game show of all time.

:hi:

[Endangered Specie]

40. Rock, Scissors.

[ghostsofgiants]

42. ...

Paper Trail

[UrbScotty]

44. Airplane (nt)

[Speck Tater]

45. Paper cut.

[lpbk2713]

46. Plane.

[politicat]

47. Doll.

eom

[curse10]

48. Clip. Second guess: Weight

:shrug:

Office supplies on the brain!

[arwalden]

49. Thin

[Parche]

50. paper

CONDOM

[SmileyBoy]

51. Clips

[Bluebear]

52. Mache

[PittPoliSci]

53. shit.

i don't know why. but shit.

[St. Jarvitude]

54. Airplane (n/t)

[rbnyc]

55. Mache (sp?)

[arwalden]

56. Drive

[MrSlayer]

57. Tiger

[elcondor]

58. Mache!

I love when you do these, arwalden! ;-)

[tuvor]

59. Chase

Is Charles Nelson Reilly still around?