Great tits: pics

[asthmaticeog]

Great tits have a wingspan of 14-16cm, a body length of 14cm and weigh 14-22g. Great tits have blue and yellow plumage with a black cap. Both sexes have a black stripe running down the middle of the chest, but the stripe is much broader in the males.

They forage in the trees and on the ground, feeding on insects, spiders, seeds, nuts, buds and fruit.

Great tits are not considered to be globally threatened. There are about 1,600,000 pairs in Britain.

[NC_Nurse]

1. LMAO!

You got me! :D

[htuttle]

2. Here's a little ass to go with it

[asthmaticeog]

3. Thanks! For that, I'll give you a hummer.

[Fleshdancer]

19. That is one CUTE little ass!

adorable :)

[pscot]

4. Looks a bit like a chickadee

There's a Mae West tag line in there somewhere.

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. It just ain't the same without a little pussy:

[MrScorpio]

6. Check out my big cock

Maybe they should meet

[Politicub]

7. Can you take this fat dick?

[MrScorpio]

9. Sorry, I don't go that way. But I will have a little muff

[DrWeird]

8. anybody care to sample my enormous polish sausage?

[asthmaticeog]

11. Mmmmmmmm....

Why don't you slide that big ol' thing between these two boobies?

[tigereye]

20. your boobies are sooo cute!

[asthmaticeog]

Plump, too!

But I just hate it how one's bigger than the other. D'ya think anyone'll notice?

[tigereye]

26. uh that could be a problem

...

[miss_kitty]

10. hey fellas-i got ya some bush-right here!

[Lady Effingbroke]

ewwww!

ewww, yuck! :puke:

[MrScorpio]

13. You can catch something really bad from that

But if you go in for that kind of thing, make sure you wear a raincoat

[miss_kitty]

29. are you implying there is something WRONG with my bush?

[Misunderestimator]

31. Oh dear... get thee to a gynecologist quick... you need some love

[MrScorpio]

33. Let's just say that I would be last one to give it a hump

[miss_kitty]

12. how 'bout some head?

[asthmaticeog]

15. No thanks, but would you toss my salad?

[Misunderestimator]

14. How about this big ole Johnson

[Misunderestimator]

16. Damn... Should I nominate this thread?

Best laugh I've had all day. :bounce:

[MrScorpio]

17. Hey, Anybody wanna screw?

[Misunderestimator]

18. Look at these pricks:

[MrScorpio]

21. If I can do anything in this world, it's lay some pipe

[Misunderestimator]

22. This is a real pile-on...

Just had to put a cute kitty picture in here.

[WindRavenX]

23. ...cute?

That poor cat on the bottom :o

[MrScorpio]

24. I think that they would have better off with a daisy chain

[Misunderestimator]

28. Or maybe a circle jerk

[ThomCat]

46. Why, oh why am I always in the middle?

:9

[Fleshdancer]

25. Do guys like Asian pussy?

[IronLionZion]

27. OK, come polish my pole!

[MrScorpio]

30. I bet that you can drop a big load with that puppy

[Misunderestimator]

32. I'd love to play with these balls

[MrScorpio]

35. That's cool. Just stay off by my Balzac

[LynneSin]

34. How about this lovely pearl necklace

[Misunderestimator]

37. Well, shit, LynneSin... I don't get it.

Keep with the program, eh? Or am I missing a euphemism here?

[LynneSin]

38. Wait - you don't know what a pearl necklace is? You must be a lesbian

:eyes:

[Misunderestimator]

40. LOL... uh oh... I really don't know

must be a lesbian then :shrug:

[LynneSin]

43. Ok, how can I explain this without locking this thread for a sex thread

it has to do with what comes out of a man and when he dribbles it across the body of a woman.

ZZ-Top sang a song about it: Pearl Necklace and believe me, it wasn't about the jewelry

[Misunderestimator]

45. Oh Jeez... no wonder I'm not familiar with that term...

And you are definitely going to get this locked now :)

[Misunderestimator]

36. This guy got Nailed

[MrScorpio]

39. Yeah, that kind of thing can happen when you get some bad trim

[Misunderestimator]

42. Men should plant their seed often

[DS1]

41. Ground breaking thread! Never seen anything like it!

:toast:

[MrScorpio]

44. I have. I've even started one myself

Usually it gets pulled by the fifth post.

This is the longest i've seen one go.

I say go with the flow

[DS1]

47. picture puzzle time

[LynneSin]

49. Hey, this has been an educational thread....

...Misunderestimator now knows what a Pearl Necklace is.

[Misunderestimator]

51. And I could have lived without that knowledge....

thank you very much... :eyes:

[DS1]

60. aww

:hug:

I promise to never give you anything with the words pearl or swedish in it :7

[Misunderestimator]

76. LMAO... much appreciated.

:hi:

[Misunderestimator]

48. Please do not choke the chicken

Even if you are Scottish

http://www.pipebandchicken.com/Pictures/andrew_lenz%20(1).jpg

[Misunderestimator]

50. Free Willy!

[MrScorpio]

52. Don't be such a big ho

[Misunderestimator]

53. LMAO

:thumbsup:

[LostInAnomie]

54. All this sexy talk is giving me a boner!

[MrScorpio]

55. Cool. I could use a juicy slice right about now

[LynneSin]

56. Hey, I'll show you my knockers if you show me yours

[MrScorpio]

57. Oooo, stop that. You're giving me a big bulge

[newsguyatl]

58. she's gonna make the sperm erupt

[Misunderestimator]

59. Kick

because I'm tired of all the negative shit threads here ... and this one made me laugh. :)

[MrScorpio]

61. You really want to start this puppy up again?

I was beginning to think that we were running out of stunts

[Misunderestimator]

62. You're probably right... I was just looking for a laugh...

Surely someone has something clever to add... but maybe not. :hi:

[MrScorpio]

This is one of the funniest threads I've ever seen

All of you guys are so fucking hilarious

[catzies]

63. My hooters will make you change your mind! I got a nice pair!

[MrScorpio]

66. This guy is really hung

[Misunderestimator]

68. See, MrScorpio... we can still milk this thing.

:) Good one, catzies!

On edit...

[MrScorpio]

71. Not for long look what TXlib did

The dog

[TXlib]

73. *peals of evil laughter*

[MrScorpio]

74. A half-naked girl, playing with her bongos

[soundfury]

64. False advertising É

911 was a lie.

[Misunderestimator]

65. Wow... was THAT off-topic or what?

[TXlib]

67. Guaranteed threadkiller

...CENSORED...

Mwuh Ha Ha Ha Ha

[MrScorpio]

69. You are a dirty dog

You deserve rabies

[Misunderestimator]

70. Damn it... please edit that out...

Not even funny. Why you wanna kill this thread?

[TXlib]

72. I'm just in a jerk-y mood today.

[Misunderestimator]

75. Well, dang... that was tempting...

but when I search for anything humorous to counter THAT one, all I get is pornography. :D Except for this:

[TXlib]

80. Yak jerky? I don't get it...

[Misunderestimator]

85. Well, I kind of intimated that it was lame...

Just not much to go with on the word "jerk." Is this better:

[MrScorpio]

77. You know you want my creme filled ding-dong in your mouth

[TXlib]

81. Is that a wrapper from 1960?

[MrScorpio]

84. It's old, ain't it?

I had to take a trip in the Way-Back Machine for that one

[JohnKleeb]

92. King Ding-Dong!

[Lady Effingbroke]

78. how about a wet beaver?

[LynneSin]

79. You just like this thread because you want my melons....

Big and Juicy aren't they!!!

[MrScorpio]

82. I bet you like a man who knows how to handle his hose

[Misunderestimator]

83. Oh yeah... let me see those headlights

[MrScorpio]

87. So tell me, do you squirt?

[LynneSin]

88. You just want me to service you....

[Deja Q]

86. I never expected a tit to look so nice!

Of course, I have a thing for birds...

The avian life form. I am gay by nature and would rather look at sausages. :D

[MrScorpio]

89. Don't think bad of me just because I'm into water sports

[MrScorpio]

90. Kick

Keep it going people

[catzies]

91. You know you want to see my shaved pussy.

[MrScorpio]

93. Yummy. Excuse me while I jack

[Misunderestimator]

94. Too funny that you kicked this "puppy" again

:D

[MrScorpio]

95. Looks like I found my niche in life

Who would have though that I would so crazy over the photo-based double entendre?

Me of course, I'm always horny

[Misunderestimator]

96. Now that might get a puss wet

[MrScorpio]

97. I've got wood. Let's screw

[curse10]

98. all right, I'm locking

enough is enough

Sorry folks, but sex threads, even thinly veiled ones, are not appropriate anywhere on DU. I will also be locking all the copycat threads.