Post the middle of a joke

[EstimatedProphet]

Maybe we can all create a super-long joke that goes nowhere. Hey, it's Friday and I'm out of ideas until Monday. I'll start:

So, after walking for four hours, Mr. Smith was pretty tired. He figured he had gone at least 20 blocks. Unfortunately he still wasn't even near the UN building, and all he could see was block after block of brownstone houses. He stopped a passing pedestrian and asked "How do I get to the U.N.?"

Next...

[Mistress Quickly]

1. interrupting cow

[tedoll78]

6. "interrupting cow" wh--

:)

[jjmalonejr]

8. MOO!!!!!

[nyhuskyfan]

2. And then...

The bus driver pulled up the next stop, where there was a guy named Gene. Gene was taking the bus because he had problems with bunyons on his feet, so when he found a seat on the bus and sat down, he immediately took off his shoes and socks and started picking at his bunyons.

[Maddy McCall]

3. When the fire chief arrived, Boudreax and Gaston were having anal sex.

The fire chief said, "What the hell are you two Cajuns doing?"

Boudreaux said, "Well, Gaston had smoke inhalation."

The fire chief said, "You dumbass Cajuns, I told you that in the case of smoke inhalation, you perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!"

Gaston replied, "Well, chief, that's how it all got started."

[tedoll78]

4. Okay!

So the guy decideds to leave the bar and go right back in. When the robot bartender asked him his IQ, he this time answered, "100."

The robot then proceeded to talk about football, shopping, celebrities, etc. Pretty common stuff.

The guy then decided to leave and enter the bar again. This time, he told the robot that he had an IQ of 50.

[asthmaticeog]

5. ...with machine guns?

A: Militia...

[BlueJazz]

7. The Two Nuns...

..of course, were quite shocked at the size of the thing.
The tall Nun said: Sweet Jesus, you don't think that I could put...

[Misunderestimator]

9. I want to be Gina Lolabrigida

[EstimatedProphet]

13. OK, but what about part of a joke?

:)

[Misunderestimator]

14. Ok sure...

Saint Peter asked the second nun who she would like to be when he returned her to earth for a single day, and she said "I want to be Gina Lolabridiga... Very famous actress... Yes, Gina Lolabrigida" and *poof* she was Gina Lolabridiga for the day.

[baldguy]

10. Make sure he's not breathing.

[Misunderestimator]

11. So the other nun says... try some holy water

[EstimatedProphet]

12. And then he said:

"Hey! You know, this is more fun than-"

[spinbaby]

15. And the leprechaun says...

"Have you in this convent, a nun who's dressed in black and white like you but is small like me?"

"Why, no," said the nun.

"Have you in any convent in Ireland, a nun who's dressed in black and white like you but is small like me?"

[EstimatedProphet]

16. So the farmer explained...

"You see, that there pig is a fine pig. I got stuck under my tractor one day, and that pig came and bit my pants leg he did, and pulled me out."
And the salesman said, "But why-"

[EstimatedProphet]

17. Another one

So after all these things have happened to him in one day, John finally makes it home. He walks in the house and climbs the stairs to his bedroom, where he finds his wife in bed-