Lets start a movie script, I'll be bush

[MichaelHarris]

Act One, Scene One

Oval office, bush and cheney playing Rock-um-Sock-um robots. Rove enters the room.

bush: So Mr Rove, HEYYY unka dick I wasn't looking no fair, Sorry Mr Rove, unka dick cheats alot, do you think this National Guard thing will hurt us? Unka Dick push my head back down.

[mourningdove92]

1. Now, now, boy. Don't you be worrying your little ole head about

that. Uncle Karl and Uncle Tom have things under control. How does the word ORANGE sound?

[MichaelHarris]

2. bush reply:

Oooooo Mr Rove its almost Halloween, can we have those little orange candy corns now? Pickles always lets me have them early.

[zbdent]

3. And besides, I wanna wear the flight suit again.

And I promise not to wet my pullups again, like the last time . . .

[MichaelHarris]

4. LOL

Rove: now george you know we promised dick he could wear the flight suit during Halloween, you agreed to wear the Mary had a little lamb suit. You know how Unka Karl likes to see you in the Mary suit.

Dick: flight suit, flight suit, I wanna wear the flight suit

[jeff30997]

5. Paul Wolfowitz enters the room...

-Aws anmblody blaw mh cmpf ?

-What ?

-Mmh cmpf ! A blost mblam cmpf !

-You lost your comb ? But it's in your mouth idiot !

[antigone382]

6. (awkward pause)

(Wolfie removes comb from mouth for a moment)

Wolfie: Oh.

(He then looks down at the comb and places it back in his mouth, savoring the spitty plastic. In the meantime, George and Dick have began arguing over who will wear the flight suit on Halloween. Dick is now furiously beating George on the head with his own robot)

Dick: I wanna wear it! I wanna wear it! ME ME ME M--

Rove: (snatching robot toy and throwing it across the room, his bloated face red and shiny with sweat) Now stop it!

[MichaelHarris]

7. child-like noises permeate the room

dick is in the corner throwing a tantrum.

dick: waaaaaaaaaa georgie always gets what he wants, he wanted to be president and poppy george said ok, waaaaaa

george: thats not true unka dick, I wanted Halliburton and those guys at that institute said you could have it.

dick: well pastor falwell said you're going to hell if you vote for the assault weapons ban.

george: no I'm not, you're going to hell. PICKLESSSSSSSSS unka dick picking on me.

Laura Bush enters the room

[Andy_Stephenson]

8. Laura says:

Blow Jobs all around boys?

[MichaelHarris]

9. sounds of joy fill the room as

Colin Powell enters the room. The sound of porn music fills the air.
Bowww-chicka-bow-chicka wowww woww

[maveric]

10. Laura: "Finally, a REAL man. Come here my zulu warrior"

[MichaelHarris]

11. hahahahahahahaaa n/t

[zbdent]

12. Laura: Ot-nay in-ay ont-fray of-ay eorge-gay!

George: Are you guys talking about me again? I hate it when you spell things out!