Lost one of my bikes today...

[BiggJawn]

OK, so it was the old Norco beater "Bush Pilot" I leave outside (mainly because there's no room at the Inn)but damn it, theft is theft!

Big City Values come to rural Murka.

Girlfriend says "don't you think whoever took it is going to be questioned by their parents?"
Fuck, no.
"Where'd you get the bike, dear?"

"Uhhhhh...Uhhhh....Uh, some guy sold it to me for 5 bucks...."

"That's nice, dear."

All I need to make a perfect week out of it is to have Rumsferatu stop by and shit in my mouth while I'm asleep...

Fucking people...fuck 'em all, anyway. The next generation's gonna have to have instructions on how to breath tattooed on them. In pictographs, since they'll most likely be illiterate assholes who think they're smart because they watch FAUX....

[mike_c]

1. sorry-- that sucks....

I'd be VERY pissed to lose a bike-- even if it's a beater, you evidently enjoyed riding it. Hope you find the thief.

[BiggJawn]

2. They better hope the cops find them before I do.

It an't the value of it, shit, it was one of those $15 thrift store finds, but it was handy to just jump on and head to the corner store or post office or whatever.

Last month, my ESSO got one of the tyres on her truck slashed. just punks, bored...Town constable caught them cutting somebody else's tyres.