I'm sleepy but I can't go to bed--can you guess why???

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

Each person gets only ONE guess! NO cheating!

Winner gets to....well I will PM the winner with the prize!

[MercutioATC]

1. Badgers?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

4. NOPE!

Thanks for playing!

[Bat Boy]

35. Badgers don't cause insomnia....

They're just too darn cuddly.

[Syrinx]

2. your wife is having a baby!

:shrug:

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

7. Um

I am the wife. And I am most definitely not pregnant. Mr. Moonbeam had his wires cut four years ago, he might be a touch upset if I were.

But thanks for playing!

[Syrinx]

20. well it was fun to play

And my condolences to your husband's "wires." :scared:

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

21. Ah hey

it didn't take 10 minutes and he was fine! No more babies! YAY!

[Syrinx]

30. you hate babies... must be republican... just kidding

:)

[Maddy McCall]

3. A bunch of chigger bites itchin ya?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

28. Ahhhh

you got it! You got a PM with an ancient Chinese secret!

I am clawing my skin off.

[hobbit709]

40. chiggers-Texas remedy

1. Take a long hot tubby. (As hot as you can stand, it's best to come out looking like a cooked lobster)

2. If you're still itching, dab fingernail polish on itchy spots

3. Once you kill the little bastards that burrowed under your skin, the itching will stop.

[Lovecrafty]

5. Sep 11th?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

10. Nope!

In fact, I had completely forgotten the date until about five minutes ago. I have a different job this year and I am not reminded of the date constantly in this job so I kinda lose track.

But thanks for playin!

[PittLib]

6. Because of Bush's very existence?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

19. Oh that's SUCH

a good reason!!!! But no.

Thanks for playing!

:hi:

[dennis4868]

8. YOU WANT TO STAY UP.....

and watch the 2am Sportscenter oon ESPN?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

13. BAH!

Worst. Guess. Yet.

Do you know ANYTHING about me? ESPN? Isn't that what John Edward has?

Thanks for playing!

[punpirate]

9. Kid's costume??? n/t

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

17. Good guess, but "Tricky Dick" is in bed fast asleep

sawing toothpicks.

Thanks for playing!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

11. Too much caffeine or sugar?

:shrug:

That's why I'm up-had a Diet Pepsi at 8 PM.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

15. NOPE!

I had a Diet Coke at 6 pm, but I could mainline caffeine and it wouldn't afffect my sleep!

THANKS for playing!

[BiggJawn]

12. Because it's 9-11 and to sleep would dishonour the Dead.

Right?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

14. Ya know

you could AT LEAST wait to see what I said to someone else who guessed the same thing, above.

And thanks for playing! (I love your screen name!)

[BiggJawn]

23. You hadn't answered them yet.

Sorry for being so quick on the gun...

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

26. Hey I was just teasin' ya

ya big lug you!

:hi:

[madinmaryland]

16. maybe because you have not been tucked in?

just a guess. Had to let the cat out and am still logged in.
Sleep well!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

18. Why are you undeclared?

Have you not decided if you are male or female yet?

Just kidding!

Thanks for playing and thanks for the sleeping well wishes! Same to you, guy or gal!

[politicat]

22. waiting for someone important to get home/call from airport/other such

travel related inconveniencing? (i.e. waiting up for child to come home, waiting for spouse to get home, waiting for mother in law from hell to call from airport after taking the red eye from bangladesh and ... oh... wait... that's me... never mind....)

Pcat

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

24. Uhhhh

nope. Both of my family members are here....one is sawing toothpicks, the other is scrounging a nasty cigarette before bed out in the front driveway!

But good guess! And thanks for playing!

[will work 4 food]

25. You finally got your meth lab up and running?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

27. DAMN

you got me.

Nope, just kidding.

Thanks for playing!

[miss_kitty]

29. are your pets sleeping on your side of the bed

and they look too adorable to move?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

32. Oh ho ho

that would never happen in the Moonbeam home. First of all the dog sleeps on the floor next to my side of the bed (her bed is there).

The only animal on my bed is the cat and I just shoo her off.

Then she comes back once I am settled and curls up into my armpit.

[Endangered Specie]

31. Caffeine.

edit: IF not that... Some kid is screwing his girlfriend outside.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

37. OH! Trying to sneak in two guesses, eh?

weLl it's because two CATS are doing it outside!

Kidding. Thanks for playing!

[Cats Against Frist]

33. There's a Phish special on PBS?

[PittLib]

34. Okay - second guess ... but the suspense

is killing me! Are you working - uh, rephrase ... are you at work?

[jackieforthedems]

36. Your Bedding Is In The Dryer?

:shrug: I don't know.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

38. The answer has been guessed already....look at jchild's answer!

Thanks for playing guys!

[PittLib]

41. damn those chiggers!

Foiled again!

[Swamp Rat]

39. Can't sleep? Go to MrScorpio's thread for a little bedtime story.

:D

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1658029

[exJW]

42. thoughts of B Bardot and Marylin Monroe?

...or am I projecting?