The kid next door is screwing his girlfriend in his car...

[BiggJawn]

Parked right outside my bedroom window....

First, "Moaning Mona" next door on the other side of these paper walls, now THIS...

Should I go turn a hose on them?

[will work 4 food]

1. This thread is useless without PICS !

[nemo137]

2. If I were screwing my girlfriend right outside your window, I'd expect you

to turn the hose on me. I mean, that's just not classy.

[yankeeinlouisiana]

3. Aahh, young love!

:loveya:

[mark414]

4. my neighbors are kinky!

open window last night!

really unusual moaning and breathing, and i mean that, nothing i've ever heard before, even in movies.

i think there was a lot of spanking going on.

[Maddy McCall]

5. Call the cops and watch the action. :-)

[Catherine Vincent]

6. No, just enjoy the show.

[Endangered Specie]

7. Perhaps you can throw rocks at them.

[BiggJawn]

8. They're all done....

Well! THAT sure didn't take long!
:evilgrin:

[mark414]

10. 4 minutes?

what a pussy

[Endangered Specie]

12. I doubt she was satisfied.

Circle Jerk Gold Medalist probably ;)

[elperromagico]

17. SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!

:D

[meow mix]

9. also gotta yell, SCAT! SCAT! GIT OUTTA THERE IM CALLING THE COPS!

or something.. just to give effect.

[loveable liberal]

11. you should march down there and discuss abstinance....

Immediately!!! hehehehhee....

[Kid_Niki]

13. Tape it then...

use it against him when he runs for office, /jking

[MnFats]

14. sounds like they weren't doing it correctly.

Perhaps they should try again....Make the kid read both volumes of "The Hite Report" first

[BiggJawn]

15. I doubt he can read at that level.

Probably has trouble with the instructions to a pack of rubbers....

[OneBlueSky]

16. got a camera? . . . long lens? . . . infrared film? . . .

certain internet sites are always looking for new material . . . some of them might even pay for it . . . :)

[HawkerHurricane]

18. Never mind that...

got a camera with a flash? Don't even need the camera... in the middle of the act, set off the flash and walk away. The panic it will cause will prevent them from doing it again.