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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 09:04 AM
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joke . . . Just Three Words . . .
JUST THREE WORDS

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her
eyes off him.

The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20---on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed from her purse a $20 bill, which she pressed into the young man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, meaningfully whispered . . .

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"Clean my house." :)
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tedoll78 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 09:06 AM
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1. I love it!
My partner is a SLOB. I can't wait to tell it to him, lol..
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 09:08 AM
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2. I saw it coming!
Hey, that's a fine turn-on, if you ask me.
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 09:09 AM
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3. applause.....cheers
:yourock:
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 10:46 AM
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4. I thought it was gonna' be: "Paint my house"
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