I want to hit Dr. Neil Clark Warren with a big wet sponge!

[Gothic Sponge]

I'm sick of these eHarmony ads!

[MikeG]

1. I don't trust people with three names.

Lee Harvey Oswald
John Wayne Gacy
Mark David Chapman

See what I mean?

[Bunny]

2. Hey Mike G!

I have three names!

But I've never killed anyone, started an internet dating service, or won a beauty pageant! :)

[Gothic Sponge]

3. I don't have a problem with people with 3 names.

I don't trust people that refer to themselves in the third person.

[Bunny]

4. Well, bunnyj doesn't like people who refer to themselves in the

third person, either. No sir, she doesn't like it one bit!

[Gothic Sponge]

6. DOH!!!!!!

I don't trust you! ;)

[Gildor Inglorion]

7. Point taken....here are some more!

Haley Joel Ozment
James Earl Jones
Philip Seymour Hoffmann
John Philip Sousa
John-Boy Walton
Melissa Ann Gilbert
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio
Sarah Jessica Parker

[fudge stripe cookays]

9. Don't forget....

Elmer Wayne Henley!

(Houston guy...early 70s)

[MikeG]

10. I trust you, however, ms. cookays.

[fudge stripe cookays]

11. (Gulp!)

I just made myself look remarkably silly, huh? :freak:

[Gothic Sponge]

12. fudge stripe cookays is 3 names!

look out!

[fudge stripe cookays]

13. But I'm an extremely nice person! Honest!

I love people, I'm a good cook, I throw wonderful parties, I'm generous to a fault, I'm kind to animals....

At least Mike G still likes me. :P

[The Great Escape]

5. But......They're Based On 29 Dimensions Of Compatability! :)

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[Gothic Sponge]

8. "29 Dimensions Of Compatability"

Sounds like the title of a Twilight Zone episode!