Why do women wear shoes?

[Gothic Sponge]

All women should be barefoot and pregnant! Now get me a beer!!!!

(ducking behind my desk)

Just kidding! ;)

[EstimatedProphet]

1. I think the real question is:

Why do women own so many shoes? Most only have 2 feet.

[barb162]

2. Here 's your beer honey

pay no attention to that funny taste

[Gothic Sponge]

3. Why does it taste like pee?

;)

[barb162]

5. gee, I don't know

just drink some more, dear

[onebigbadwulf]

4. I prefer naked to pregnant.

But yeah barefoot and cooking something!