I wish I was a little bar of soap...

[dolo amber]

Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap,
I'd go slippy and a slidey over everybody's hiney,
Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap.

*WHEW!!*

That is such a load off...thank you all for being here for this confession. I feel much, much better.

:D

[Gothic Sponge]

1. I use liquid soap.

You can't touch my hiney! :P

[jukes]

2. intriguing

such nuance...

[shraby]

3. I wish I was a little root beer

I wish I was a little root beer
I'd go down with a slurp
and come up with a burp
I wish I was a little root beer.

[jukes]

4. i'm getting

ahnk shious!

[WyLoochka]

5. I wish I were a little strip-ed skunk

I wish I were a little strip-ed skunk
I's sit up in the trees and perfume all the breeze
I wish I were a little strip-ed skunk

[WyLoochka]

6. I wish I were a slippery little root

I wish I were a slippery little root
I'd stick up in the trail and flip you on your tail
I wish I were a slippery little root

[jukes]

7. i wish i were a marmot

cuddled underground & oh, so hot!
so much fun to be a marmot!

[WyLoochka]

8. Old song ditty used to teach the

subjunctive mood.

[DS1]

9. Prince Charles adds

I wish I were a tampon,
So slim, so tall, so white,
Camilla's my favorite lady,
I treated her to a feast,
and every 2 fortnights
I'd leap inside the beast!

:bounce:

[OneBlueSky]

10. how about a little soap-on-a-rope . . .

or, more specifically,

Dope On A Rope

http://www.dope-on-a-rope.com

great for cleaning toe jam, armpits, and ass cracks . . . and you can watch him disappear down the drain, too . . . :)

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener,

That is what I truly want to be.
'Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener,
Everyone would be in love with me.

And, of course, because I am sexually dependent upon being slathered with mustard. Eh, everybody's got their kinks these days.