I had a dream about me and George Bush last night.....

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

I was sitting in a chair, wearing this poufy floral dress (think Laura Ashley--my God I didn't like that crap even THEN, I wouldn't be caught dead in what I was wearing in the dream!). I had a big poufy bow on my head (WTF?). I was alllllll prim and proper.

A TV show was interviewing me. I got the feeling I was supposed to be the nicest, sweetest, most proper woman in the WORLD from the way they were describing me to the cameras.

Bush and Pickles were, for some reason I couldn't discern, sitting in chairs off behind the cameras, looking at me.

The guy interviews me for a while, while flashes from cameras go off all over. I speak softly and smile a lot. I noticed I have long, beautiful, painted fingernails. Great manicure, LOL!

Then he says, "One last question. Can you tell us, in just TWO words, what you think of our great president, George W. Bush?"

I look over at bush. He and Pickles are smiling. Everyone is smiling. I smile and say,

"Yes, I can. Mother. Fucker."

I woke up.

Thought about the dream. Laughed my ass off.

[gardenista]

1. LOL, I had one too!

Kinda similar.

Bush and I were sitting in small, children-size desks, and facing each other.

For whatever reason, he had to sit there, and could not move. He had to engage in conversation with me.

I proceeded to recite all of the mistakes he had made in office, and tell him that he would LOSE this election because people like me were not going to take it anymore! And he HAD to listen!

Of course, he talked back, and insulted me in a very frat-boy kinda way, but the best part was that he couldn't leave, and I completely buried him! It was wonderful! This was about 4 months ago. Wish I could have that dream again.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

3. Now that's a good dream

did you get to slap him?

[gardenista]

4. Only symbolically. He was SO MAD in my dream! I kicked his ass! nt

[Maine-i-acs]

2. Better than my wife's dream:

She dreamed that ShrubCo won the election, and then they sent people aroud to "round up the democrats." They came to our house and dragged me away.

The last she remembers before waking up was me struggling and saying "All I did was sign a petition!!"

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

5. Oh my!!!

Ick! I've had bad dreams somewhat similar to that. I dreamed Mr. Moonbeam and I were trying to leave the US with our daughter and go to the UK (bush had stolen the election again in this dream) and we were stopped at customs and weren't allowed to leave.

Then a guy came out with a printoff of every single thing I've ever said on the internet.

Yikes! It was one of those frustrating, running in quicksand dreams.