Songs of the Repub Convention 04

[norml]

A show opened,and closed off Broadway,and it had a lot of good songs. Some of the best were John McCain singing,"Why Can't We Be Friends?" Then Rudy Guiliani(hoping to be able to take H.Clinton's Senate seat in 06)sang,"Try To Remember" aka,the September Song... "Try to remember that day in September" After that we were entertained by a little Wagnerian opera about a hero who becomes king thanks to his big muscles,and fine acting ability,as sang by Arnold the Pig. For a little comedy the Bush twins(as seen on Girls Gone Wild,next on The Simple Life) sang,"Girls Just Want To Have Fun" Next came Zell Miller whistling "Dixie",and spitting spit balls. Finally the star of the show Michael Moore appeared. No wait,Bush appeared,and sang,"That's Not The Way It Is",by Bruce Hornsby. This is because I could do a running commentary on why,"that's not the way it is" on everything he said. I missed a few. Do you have any other song suggestions?

[Sydnie]

1. And Laura sang "Stand by your man". n/t

[norml]

2. Or Laura could've sang,"I'm A Little Tea Pot"

Thanks for your response. This thread of mine sure sank like a stone.

[sleepyhead]

3. OK, here's some

Chimpy singing "Something Stupid"
Colin Powell singing "Why Don't You Love Me Like You Used To Do"
Zell Miller singing "They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha Ha"

[Spirochete]

4. Cheney singing

"Everybody's got something to hide, except me and my monkey" should be on the list

[Kathleen04]

5. lol, brilliant n/t

:)