Man, that's some POW'ful friggin' Mojo I got here!

[BiggJawn]

Don't fuck wit me, people, I got the POWAH!!!

Yesterday, as you might recall, I got my beater mountain bike ripped-off.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=1657913&mesg_id=1657913

I grumbled and groused and fantasized about what I'd like to do to the Beavis and Butthead clone who boosted it. Most of them involved a future inability to reproduce....

So, as I'm walking out today to hunt-up the Town Constable and file a theft report, what should I see leaning against the tree in the side yard?

Yep, the Bush Pilot is back home....

Spooky.....Don't fuck wit me, I'm tellin' ya, now!

[Philostopher]

1. Maybe Beavis just borrowed it.

You know, to ride past that one lady's house who forgets to close her blinds when she gets dressed for bed. But he didn't really like it for some reason, so he brought it back. How hard is a mountain bike to ride with only one hand on the handlebars?

[BiggJawn]

2. LOL! Damn near IMPOSSIBLE!

Hard to go get some Ben and Jerry's and carry it home unless you have it in a bag you tie to the bars....

[havocmom]

3. Perhaps your bike just had some personal business to attend to.

My keys and sunglasses are always running off to do errands together. Always come back.

[frylock]

4. i had the same thing happen to a beach cruiser some years ago..

I guess someone needed to borrow it real bad.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

5. They brought it back I trust.... maybe seashells were on sale...

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.