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1. Weightlifting commentator:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." (Bulgarian snatch hmmmm, and she looks like shes a little girl, *cough* pedophile) 2. Dressage commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." (Horsefucker!) 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (George W Bush all over again) 4. Boxing Analyst:
"Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious. (Ahh its George Bush again, a non serious death) 5. Softball announcer:
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." (duh, just duh) 6. Basketball analyst:
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." (of course he fucking dribbles!) 7. At the rowing medal ceremony:
"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew." (British cocks! *screams*) 8. Soccer commentator:
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." (thats alot of dicks) 9. Tennis commentator:
"One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses > them... Oh my God, what have I just said?" (kissing his balls haha, at least this guy realized something)
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