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gristy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 07:02 PM
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If 1000 monkeys typed for 1000 days on 1000 IBM Selectrics
with superscripting and proportional fonts, could they type bush's NG memos?
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FarLeftRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 07:05 PM
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1. Yes
and *boosh is the thousandth monkey!
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 07:05 PM
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2. Who knows, but reading them would be like listening to a bush* speech.
And make about as much sense.
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 07:06 PM
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3. No


But I'm pretty sure that's how the Repigs came up with their platform.
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Kierkegaard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 07:09 PM
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4. Probably not, but
but the pug party would likely rescind their nomination in favor of one of the monkeys.
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krkaufman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 07:11 PM
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5. ... they would have accomplished more...
... than W during his TANG stint.
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Lord_StarFyre Donating Member (592 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 07:20 PM
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6. What if a 1000 monkeys typed for a 10000 days?
Edited on Sat Sep-11-04 07:21 PM by Lord_StarFyre
They'd call it www.freerepublic.com.....
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 07:22 PM
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7. Sounds like a 1,000 points of lights.
Oh, wrong post? and what is the wattage of those lights? I am digressinng. Ahhhhhgg. I hate it when that happens. I just keep reminding myself this national nightmare may be over in less than 55 days.

HOPE IS ON THE WAY AMERICA!!
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