So...me in a dress or in pants?

[eyesroll]

Poll question: So...me in a dress or in pants?

Just trying to lighten things up, people. It's only clothing.

[dry99]

1. Clarify..

Pants-How tight?
Dress-How short?

[eyesroll]

2. It's just a copycat of the million other threads...

Don't take it seriously...

:D

(BTW -- for the record, if those are your criteria -- skirt...I look better in short skirts than I do in tight pants.)

[Meshuga]

4. How tight the gunmetal trench coat? n/t

[eyesroll]

7. ...

:P

[Meshuga]

3. Nice post for your 69th post :-) n/t

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. Gunmetal trench coat, no contest.

[SarahB]

6. Trenchcoat

for sure. ;)

[eyesroll]

8. Jeez, you people.

Remind me to post a pic of me in my new old disco dress when I actually wear it...there will be a bit more diversity in the voting.

:D:D:D

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. Burkha. It's the sexiest garment ever.

I imagine they're all wearing latex and stockings under there. Grrr baby! :9

[eyesroll]

12. I guess that counts as "dress."

I suppose I could buy one in gunmetal.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

16. Yes. Added bonus.

They leave so much to the imagination. Rrrooowww.

[Taverner]

10. Gunmetal trench coat, all the way

And glasses, baby!!!!!!!

[eyesroll]

13. Well...seeing as how I need them to see and all...

Glasses it is! B-) B-) B-)

[Taverner]

14. Well you do have that *look* that just goes with glasses

Kind of neo-Hot for teacher in a way...oops, Im not on the *other* board am i?

[eyesroll]

15. Behave, Taverner!

:spank:

I'm so far batting 1.000 on "threads that I assume will naturally cross a line but never do" and I don't want to start with this one...:crazy:

[Taverner]

22. Oh you know I could ruin that by saying the *p* word

Pleather, that is ;)

[eyesroll]

24. Hey! I've got genuine dead blue cow here!

There are even directions to the place in New York I'm supposed to bring it to for cleaning on the label. I can't imagine that place exists anymore, seeing as how the cow would have long died by now, of natural causes, as the coat is probably older than I am... so don't give me none of that...

[Taverner]

26. Where do they find dead blue cows?

And for that matter, ones with zippers on them?

Probably same place they find square fish for the McDonalds.... :P

[bigwillq]

11. Pants

Especially since you've been having all that gin

You might get a little to free in that dress.

[JohnKleeb]

17. pics please

:D

[eyesroll]

19. Now...John...I will be 29 at the end of the month...

That's only a year behind 30.
When I was your age, I thought 30 was older than dirt.

Is that something you really want to see a picture of? ;-)

[JohnKleeb]

21. teasing you

[LynzM]

18. Trench coat, of course

Although I suppose that does depend what's under it ;)

[ornotna]

20. Without a doubt - trench coat

:wow:

[sundog]

23. Do you need to even ask this question?

:evilgrin:

[eyesroll]

25. I am just happy to see that in two dozen posts, the word

"sexist" hasn't come up once (at least not in any context I'd notice -- did it?).

There is too much uptightness in relatively benign threads this weekend...

[Screaming Lord Byron]

27. This is sexists. Trenchcoats were made to objectify women.

It's always been like this. Right through history. I can prove it.

[eyesroll]

28. OK, that settles it.

Tomorrow, I'm going to crack open my copy of "Vested Interests" and settle this crap once and for all. (Not kidding -- I have a sick number of books about gender identity, clothing and transsexualism. I even took a class on it!)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

29. And I know the truth about women's undergarments of the Middle Ages.

The truth will out!

They put foxtails in their dresses to cover their asscracks dammit!

[eyesroll]

30. Wow!

I wish I could be a woman in the Middle Ages!

:cry:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

32. Yes. But whereas getting a thong stuck up your ass is a problem.....

[eyesroll]

33. So, is that where the term "foxy lady" came from?

Or just "nice ass?"

[antigone382]

31. Is there any reason you can't wear all three?

Trenchcoat-over-dress-over-pants...you will set a trend.

[eyesroll]

34. I am not a trend-setter...

At least not like that. Ew.