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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-04 09:30 AM
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Have you placed your order for assault weapons yet?
Now i can go duck hunting with a grenade launcher!

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Cuban_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-04 09:32 AM
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There's so much meaningless rhetoric on this subject...
So many words written about this topic with so little understanding of the subject matter and factual details...

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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-04 09:32 AM
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1. I'm gonna hunt with this!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-04 09:33 AM
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2. a gatling gun haha
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-04 09:35 AM
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4. Actually, its known as a minigun.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-04 09:36 AM
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5. D'oh!
Well now there's a reason why I don't hunt, because I dont know swat about guns. Did you know that the M1 Garand was invented by a Vatican Army Engineer and that the T34 Tank was made in Nazi Germany :D.
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salvorhardin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-04 09:41 AM
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6. Railguns are where its at
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bahrbearian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-04 09:33 AM
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3. I go to the dump to shoot rats with my Uzi
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-04 09:50 AM
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7. Why can't people play Unreal Tournament instead of
killing animals and people for sport(1)?

(1) For "for sport" read "just for the fun of it"
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-04 10:02 AM
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8. because they could be playing Call of Duty instead
:D now that's a game.
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-04 10:06 AM
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9. I'm going to order a Golf Ball Firing Attachment tomorrow


I can't put it on any of my current rifles because their muzzle brakes are permanently attached. Tomorrow I'll be able to set one up with a usable threaded muzzle, so the golf balls are going to fly!
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GregW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-04 10:10 AM
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10. Why should I?
The guns (and hicap mags) I acquired LEGALLY are at least as good, if not better, than anything that will suddenly pop up if AWB sunsets.

Oooooo ... I don't have a bayonet lug ... BFD.
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Lefty48197 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-04 10:17 AM
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11. Don't forget your silencer and flash suppressor
you don't want to scare the other ducks.
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-04 10:40 AM
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13. Silencers a.k.a. sound suppressors will still be regulated
National Firearms Act of 1934.
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comradebillyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-04 10:29 AM
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12. my order for a post ban ar-15 is in
but if its not full auto, its not an assault weapon. what makes an ordinary semi auto an assault weapon, according to the ban

a threadded barrel, so you can change muzzle breaks or flash supressors

a telescoping stock, after all you can kill more people if its adjustable

it has a bayonet lug , an anachronism on anything but a smooth bore musket

folks this is all cosmetic cuz if it looks like a military weapon, it must be one

maybe i could fire 300 rounds per minuite, but my clip only holds 20 rounds. also you can't pull the trigger that fast and actually hit what you are aiming at

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shawcomm Donating Member (877 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-04 11:16 AM
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14. Don't tell them that...
it might interfere with their over-emotional belief that there will be roaming packs of republicans armed with fully auto military issue firearms.

Those roaming packs of repubs will just have to settle for semi-auto scary looking weapons like the rest of us...

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