So I was at our Town's near and dear "Fall Fair" today

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HEre's where I, once again, come off as some city slicker snob.

BUT DO YOU NEED A FUCKING DEMOLITION DERBY AND MUD BOG RACERS AT EVERY FUCKING EVENT????

Seriously, these people can't have a barbecue without someone suggesting a demolition derby...what the FUCK is so great about cars smashing into each other and trucks driving through mud....ooooo all the LOUD noises..

I wonder what's playing at the Arts Club Theatre these days.... :-(

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1. Hey, I like demolition derbies!

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2. Do you like Budwiser T-shirts and Rottwiellers too?

I'll trade lives with ya!

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3. I like rotteillers who wear budweiser tee shirts

especially when they are driving mud-bog trucks!

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4. Hey, we should get a DU artist to draw that!

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5. silk screen it to a handkerchief, and sell em' at the aforementioned fair

we'd make a killing

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6. I seriously bet we would

I'm not kiddin dude!

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7. I'll split the proceeds with you

:)